There’s few things that have quite the potential for awesomeness and awfulness as a sword and sandal flick! And this one is no exception! Deathstalker If you’re looking for boobs, look no further. This film has them aplenty! Unfortunately, they usually appear in the context of a horrific gang-rape. Yep. So, this movie sucks. In … Continue reading Treatment 159 – Deathstalker →

We’re back, and this time we brought a friend! Our special guest this week is the one and only Eleanor Kagan from the Bonnie & Maude Podcast! She classes up the joint, bringing us some actual interesting info about this week’s movie. Yes, that’s right, we’re on our best behavior for this one (though that … Continue reading Treatment 158 – Rock ‘n’ Roll High School →

Well, here we are again! Like a twister, we’re winding our way into 2014 with renewed energy, vigor, spirit, and (yes, dear listener) even verve! Actually, we’re our usual selves, but slightly overweight and out of practice after gorging ourselves over the holidays, but six of one thing/a half dozen the other. At least we … Continue reading Treatment 157 – Lair of the White Worm →

That’s right, THE SCHLOCKIES are back even though the Schlock Jocks were gunned down at the chilling conclusion of our previous episode! Did we died? Is there brain damaged? And like such as? Find of the answers to this and many much more also too! Schlock Treatment Presents: The 4th Annual Schlockies Awards WONDER … … Continue reading Treatment 156 – The 4th Annual Schlockies →

We’re back and we’re still celebrating the Schlocky Holidays by continuing to talk about crazy holiday-themed TV shows of yesteryear. This week we venture into the realm of animated insanity with a G.I. Joe season 1 episode entitled… Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town Where to begin with this one? Any sense of logic or … Continue reading Treatment 155 – G.I. Joe: Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town →

Continuing with more Schlocky Holidays during which we spend the month of December looking at winter-holiday-themed movies and TV shows, this week we bring you a super-sized episode filled with surprises as we cover the Knight Rider season 2 episode entitled… Silent Knight Yep, this episode has everything you would want in a Christmas episode … Continue reading Treatment 154 – Knight Rider: Silent Knight →

It’s the first week of December 2013 Month of Holiday Schlock and we forgot to come up with a clever name for this month. But we’re not letting that oversight dampen our holiday spirit! And neither should you! Because this week we’re covering one hell of a nutcracker of a movie. Jingle All the Way … Continue reading Treatment 153 – Jingle All the Way →

It’s the final week in our Thank, But No Thanks series, where each of us gets to choose a movie that nobody else can veto. The effect is to torture everyone, pretty much. Anyway, not wishing to be outdone, Matt chooses a real doozy this week! Zapped! Yep, Charles is in charge here, and he’s … Continue reading Treatment 152 – Zapped! →

Our Thanks, But No Thanks month continues, as Marc brings his movie pick to the mix. Road House This film needs no introduction. BE NICE… when Doug sifts through yet another mailbag to reveal mixed opinions on miners!!! TAKE THE PAIN… when Kirk is really confused about Kelly Lynch!!! IT’S OUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY… … Continue reading Treatment 151 – Road House →

We’re back for installment number two of our Thanks, But NO Thanks series (going on all November). It’s Kirk‘s turn, and being the fine, upstanding citizen he is, he noticed a deficiency and corrected for it. He picked our first Godzilla film!! Godzilla’s Revenge It’s the story of a small boy, who fantasizes about monsters … Continue reading Treatment 150 – Godzilla’s Revenge →