It’s week three of Lesser Siblings Month, and we got a beauty this week with Dedee Pfeiffer! Dedee is, of course, the younger sister of Michelle Pfeiffer. Like so many lesser siblings, what they lack in acting chops, they are often willing to make up for with a “can do” attitude! In this case, Dedee … Continue reading Treatment 39 -The Horror Show →

Week two of our “Lesser Siblings… uh… Month” is digitally constructed just for you! This week, we feature Don Swayze, brother of mister “my way or the highway” himself, Patrick Swayze! Okay, so Don isn’t the star of this picture, but we all agree he works well with what he’s given…and it isn’t much. Digital … Continue reading Treatment 38 -Digital Man →

Hey, everyone! It’s the first movie in our very special, month-long “Lesser Siblings Extravaganza!” Yes, just for all you lovely people, we’ve decided to take the whole month of August, and feature the very best schlock from the very second-best siblings of otherwise super-famous actors! This week, we feature Overkill This one stars the beefy, … Continue reading Treatment 37 -Overkill →

Sho Kosugi makes a triumphant return to Schlock Treatment with another 80s ninja movie that bears a striking similarity to the movie in Treatment #2! Pray for Death It’s your standard ninja-moves-to-Houston-to-open-a-restaurant-and-ends-up-with-a-dead-wife-and-a-kid-in-the-hospital-due-to-getting-mixed-up-with-mobsters-and-has-to-exact-vigilante-justice type of film. Nothing new here. FLIP… for another episode beginning with Marc in a bad mood, and Doug and Matt laughing about … Continue reading Treatment 36 -Pray for Death →

We’re better late than never, this week, as we roll in at the last minute (or past the last minute) with the latest episode. Yes, there were slight technical difficulties in getting this episode edited and posted…namely that my computer exploded. The good news is that I now have a new and improved computer, and … Continue reading Treatment 35 -Howard the Duck →

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies… Shark Attack 3: Megalodon This film is like an uneasy feeling while swimming in the ocean. Then it’s like something brushing against your leg. And then it’s like having a pair of 100-foot jaws close over your head. In other words, it’s … Continue reading Treatment 34 -Shark Attack 3: Megalodon →

Your treatment for this week, Ninja Vengeance, features the following:

-phoney baloney martial arts philosophy revolving around a form that essentially praises stabbing in the back

-the most blatant kind of racist movie villain

-sub community-theater group acting

-eponymous motorcycles!

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I guess it could be argued that John Carpenter films don’t count as schlock. Truth be told, we are all huge fans. In fact, if I have my way, we’ll certainly cover a few more. But, from a mainstream standpoint, films like this week’s episode are not mega-hits, so that’s good enough for us. Our … Continue reading Treatment 32- THEY LIVE! →

This podcast begins with an apology. It should probably end with one as well. First, I should apologize for being late posting this. I was hoping to have it up on Saturday, as usual, but I’m away on vacation and the weather was a little too cooperative. Basically, it was gorgeous, and editing a podcast … Continue reading Treatment 31- Sugar Hill →

I hereby officially apologize for this episode. It all starts innocently enough, as we crack jokes and chit-chat about this week’s movie. The movie is yet another horribly incompetent sword and sorcery flick, that’s made even worse by the presence of director Joe D’Amato, who I’m told also directed the famously bad Troll 2. The … Continue reading Treatment 30- Quest for the Mighty Sword →