We finally managed it. We managed to catch up to… Time Runner!! Yep, it scuttled away from us once or twice, like the bottom feeder it is. But this time we found it, and we managed to find it before it…uh…time ran away. Stupid metaphor, I know. Anyway, fans of sci fi can rejoice, because … Continue reading Treatment 19- Time Runner →

St. Patty’s Day approaches, so in honor of all the “Irish” people throughout the world (even those who are only Irish on St Patrick’s Day) we thought we should cover something appropriate. And what does a podcast called “Schlock Treatment” consider appropriate? Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood We mostly hated this film, and we … Continue reading Treatment 18- Leprechaun 5: In the Hood →

Awww, yeah! It’s time… Time for us to bring out the cool! We have another very special episode of Schlock Treatment for you this week! In honor of Black History Month, we decided we’d have a look back at one of the foundations of black culture and cinema…the blaxploitation film! Blaxploitation heroes are hip, they’re … Continue reading Treatment 17- Black Belt Jones →

Apparently, for some, being the worlds strongest superhero isn’t enough. You have to also be mythology’s strongest hero. Such was the need of the humble Lou Ferrigno, that he strove from the time of his childhood to finally make… Hercules! But this is no ordinary Hercules film, folks. This is a Hercules “for the space … Continue reading Treatment 16 -Hercules →

It’s coming, ladies, the most wonderful day of your relationship (except maybe your anniversary, and your birthday, and Mother’s Day, etc. etc. ad infinitum)!! It’s Valentines Day! The day where that someone special better find a way to show that you’re someone special, or ELSE!! It’s coming, gentlemen, the day you all dread. The day … Continue reading Treatment 15 – My Bloody Valentine (1981) →

The Swayz makes his first (and probably only) Schlock Treatment appearance, at last!! He plays it mighty cool, as The Swayz is wont to do, in this one.  It’s the old “aimless, wizened wanderer” meme that tends to plague post-apocalyptic flicks.  Naturally, he bags the babe, kills the baddie, and does some headstands. The film … Continue reading Treatment 14 – Steel Dawn →

Sean Connery is not in this movie. If you’re looking for rhyme or reason in our comedic decisions for this podcast, you won’t find them. So, let me reiterate, Sean Connery is not in this movie. That movie is called Interzone, and there is no one of any great fame in it. There’s a boring … Continue reading Treatment 13 -Interzone →

Har-mo-ny… The raiders want to get her. Har-mo-ny… Can anyone protect her?!?!? IN THIS LAND OF DOOM (Lan-O-doom) So goes the refrain of perhaps the most wonderfully cheesy end-title theme of any movie. That movie being the delightfully horrible Land of Doom. (Click the poster at left for a great clip on YouTube.) This week’s … Continue reading Treatment 12 -Land of Doom →

Okay, everyone it’s finally here. After a brief hiatus, we’re back with a treatment for all you sexual deviants out there. [amazon_link id=”B003U6KUTW” target=”_blank” ]Cherry 2000[/amazon_link], brings it’s strange, kinky vision of a future where lawyers and robots are at the core of human sexuality, and donuts are served in bars. But never fear, star … Continue reading Treatment 11 -Cherry 2000 →

Should horrible movies be forgot, and never brought to mind, then we will bring them back to your mind with another episode of Schlock Treatment! This week, we watched New Year’s Evil, an 80s slasher that brings us death by bag of weed, and Fonzie’s girlfriend, among other things. We follow our insightful analysis of … Continue reading Treatment 10 -New Year’s Evil →