Schmear Campaign

By Sam and Jake

Sam and Jake search for the best bagels in Austin, Texas. New episodes every Sunday.... more

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How many episodes does Schmear Campaign have?

The podcast currently has 43 episodes available.

Schmear Campaign episodes:

July 02, 2023 22: Biderman’s Deli
The guys should not have waited for this place. It was quite subpar. It seems like it will close soon. Oh did we mention Jake's new segment? Celebrity Bagel Orders. It's cool. Also rainbow bagels, are they cool? Jake says no.
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1h 15min
June 25, 2023 21: Café Crème
A base episode for a base bagel. Not the best sandwich the guys have ever had, not the worst. They've eaten way too many bagels this weekend. Jake does a fuck ton of push-ups.
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59min
June 18, 2023 20: The Supermarket Episode
The guys try bagels and schmears from like 4 different supermarkets. They endure the burden of shitty bagels so you don't have to. The results are somewhat surprising.
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1h 29min
June 11, 2023 19: David Doughie’s
The guys find THE BEST BAGEL IN AUSTIN. Shout out to Devin, the founder of David Doughie's for being the absolute bagel king of Texas. The Nervous Charlies hatred is reignited. The guys eat in the park with Russell and Jennifer. Some guy gets hella Tinder matches by being a literal bagel. Sam wants to put everything bagel spice in forbidden places.
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55min
June 04, 2023 18: Brooklyn Breakfast Shop
Stop abducting kids so Sam can get his fucking beauty sleep. The guys have a terrible bagel sandwich. Sam gets bialy roofied. Someone saves a homeless person with a bagel. Does Nutella belong on a bagel?
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1h 3min
May 28, 2023 17: Brew and Brew
The guys finally have a great bagel after a significant drought. Shout out to Brew and Brew. Sam tries a tasty bagel in Salt Lake City. Is Airbnb soap just cum? Jose gets ROCKED.
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1h 24min
May 21, 2023 16: Captain Quackenbush’s
The guys get #bagelblocked a second time in a row. Jake gets fired up. They can't escape wholesale Rockstar bagels. Sam finds a tasty cream cheese, but yearns for Philadelphia.
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1h 11min
May 14, 2023 15: Austin Java
Oh hey mom. Happy Mother's day. The guys don't mention mother's day at all in this episode. They finally get #bagelblocked by a sold out place. Is there a bagel distribution conspiracy afoot in Austin? Probably not.
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1h 10min
May 07, 2023 14: Bouldin Creek Cafe
Another dead ass episode for y'all. The guys have a boho time at Bouldin Creek. Did we find another two thumbs up spot? Unhinge your jaw, take a bite, and swallow the schmear as the campaign rages ever onward.
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1h 5min
April 30, 2023 13: Café No Sé
The guys are up early. Bond wipes standing up. Fat upper bagel areas. If it ain't got a hole… well you'll just have to listen to find out.
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1h 6min

FAQs about Schmear Campaign:

How many episodes does Schmear Campaign have?

The podcast currently has 43 episodes available.