Scholastic Podcastic

Hatchet by Gary Paulsen

Published in November 1986

On today’s episode, the gang discovers their hermit identities; counts down the Seven Signs You’re Going To Be Attacked By A Moose; and Beasley survives in the wild with only a copy of the book Hatchet.

Goosebumps #6: Let’s Get Invisible by R.L. Stine

Published in March 1993

On today’s episode, the gang talks Terminator or Twister; applies the scientific method to this book; and Tom tells a haunting Saint Patrick’s Day story!

Goosebumps #5: The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb by R.L. Stine

Published in January 1993

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The Mummy Or, Ramses the Damned by Anne Rice

Published in June 1989

On today’s episode, the gang is mad about a lack of monsters; harps on hydration; and special guest M.J., Beloved of the People, asks everyone to identify their honorific titles.

Goosebumps #4: Say Cheese and Die by R.L. Stine

Published in November 1992

On today’s episode, the gang gets an early start on the spooky season by talking about Truth or Dare; considering candy corn; and Brent takes a Polaroid photo to find out if anyone is actually a hotdog-eating skeleton.

Bailey School Kids #1: Vampires Don’t Wear Polka Dots and Bailey School Kids #2: Werewolves Don’t Go To Summer Camp by Marcia T. Jones and Debbie Dadey

Published in 1991

On today’s episode, the gang discusses haircuts; writes their own BSK story outline; and Quinn asks the question everyone is wondering, “would you recommend to Brendon Fraser that he should read these two books if he had an hour of extra time?”

Animorphs #8: The Alien by K.A. Applegate

Published in July 1997

On today’s episode, the gang tries to hold hands with this overly-complicated book; makes plans for a Scholastic Podcastic Chili Cookoff; and gets the long-anticipated plot summary from Tom. Plus, an after-credits scene...

Animorphs Megamorphs #1: The Andalite’s Gift by K.A. Applegate

Published in June 1997

On today’s Patreon-exclusive episode, the gang spends a full third of the time arguing Team Marco or Team Tobias; Aaron shows up with cryptic chapter notes; and *finally* a gorilla does human things like drive a car.

Full SCHOLASTIC PODCASTIC Megamorphs episodes available exclusively on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/DBimprovcollective

Animorphs #7: The Stranger by K.A. Applegate

Published in April 1997

On today’s episode, the gang takes bites out of the huge tenderloin sandwich that is this book; reveals their musical taste in 1997; and Tom presents the sultriest Fanfic Line yet.

Animorphs #6: The Capture by K.A. Applegate

Published in February 1997

On today’s episode, the gang reveals their first celebrity crushes and first cuss words; discusses hot cousins; and marks the triumphant return of Aaron’s Cobra Hawk attack! #JusticeForTomBombadil

The Mouse and The Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary

Published in September 1965

On today’s episode, the gang pours one out for Beverly Cleary; agrees that this is an all-around good book; and Quinn covers her top three most empathetic anthropomorphic animal puppets.