Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes of Bananas are here with us although actually Scotty is currently in Tahiti. He's also been in Bora Bora and Moorea where he learned fish love pepperoni pizza. I want to know if it's ok to violently and loudly stretch while talking to someone or if that needs to be saved for the same people you burp and fart in front of. Also we are getting to the bottom of coconut jellybeans. Jeff Fox claims he's never had one. I am dubious. Plus Charlie Fromage, larping, hot chocolate, buttholes, Just Me Or Everyone and a secret audio easter egg at the very end!

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