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Heyyyyyyyy this is my first international SCiP! It's a translation so I don't know who to credit for the work, but Creative Commons. If you know who the original author is, I'd like to scratch their eyes out thank them. It was a cat. SCP 040-JP located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-040-jp

I want a gnu.  Have you ever seen Lorraine calming down a Sunny D?Talk about rolling the dice, though. You could wind up being the world's foremost expert on guano. Wouldn't that be some shit? Original series SCiP "Knowledge" by Kain Pathos Crow.  SCP 028 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-028Credit to original author Kain Pathos Crow

Grandma, NO, you really shouldn't put that there!  Grandma.  Grandma!  GRANDMA! Well, that can't be unseen.  Thanks, Varaxous. SCP 4045 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4045Credit to original author Varaxous

Original series SCiP "Shadow Person". Whole lotta "yeah, fuck that" in an itty bitty package. Enjoy! SCP 017 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-017Credit to original author CityToast

Give her the stick DOOON'T give her the stick! Opportunity Knocks located at http://www.scpwiki.com/opportunity-knocksCredit to original author pooryoric

I said "What about breakfast at Tiffany's" she said "There's a great big nothing in the middle of his head". Yeah that's all I've got. I mean...the one thing we've got. What?Gimme a break. It was that or a Johann Strauss bit.  Here's series 5 SCiP "Great Big Nothing" by Bluedanoob. SCP 4022 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4022Credit to original author Bluedanoob

Special containment procedures - The Foundation's hubris will be contained by its inability to predict future occurrences by extrapolating data through the application of mathematical formulas any freshman college student can grasp. No further containment procedures are necessary at this time. Also, Russian words. Thanks, TheMightyMcB. Series 6 SCiP, "The Meteor Who Cried Wolf". SCP 5153 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5153Credit to original author TheMightyMcB

By now, the last thing you want to hear about is more food...so here you go.  Vine-ripe turkey legs and all.    Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.  SCP 5130 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5130Credit to original author swordlover87

You know, the guy had a point. You have to have a humane method of getting rid of those extra D-class, you know, to keep the Ethics Committee happy and all. Great original series work by Eskobar, "Predatory Holly Bush". SCP 046 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-046Credit to original author Eskobar

Series 5 SCiP "A Reprieve". Not all SCiPs are the kind that strain your consciousness through cheesecloth to extract the smoothest bits to make the perfect homemade raspberry jelly. Some are weird enough to be contained, but nice enough to...live and let die? SCP 4044 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4044Credit to original author fieldstone