Happy Valentine's, eh? Callie and Kaitlin celebrate the season with this Canadian cult classic. Whether you're spending V-Day with your bae, your pals, or your friendly neighborhood pickaxe murderer, rest assured that the Scream Girls love you with all of their squishy, dripping hearts.

Double your terror, double your AHHH! Callie and Kaitlin watched a pair of sweet (or scary??) twins in the Austrian fright fest, Goodnight Mommy. Should you listen to this ep if you love a psychological thriller with a touch of torture porn? Ja. Should you listen to this ep if you hate spoilers? Nein!

This week, Callie and Kaitlin get drunk on terror… and alcohol! Join them as they get their spook on with a game-changing horror classic. They may not know the difference between telepathy and telekinesis, but they sure know a great movie when they see one!

Welcome to SCREAM GIRLS, now with 50% more Kaitlins! Blair Witch fanatic Caitlyn Fuoco joins Cal Pal and K-Mack as they rediscover this found footage classic. Get ready for a bundle of fun facts, a ton of belly laughs, and a frank discussion of what it takes to be a powerful woman in a world full of floundering man babies.

You asked for it, boos! Callie and Kaitlin dive into their most-requested flick with all the gusto of an involuntarily celibate serial killer in a crossbow store. Join them as they discuss #DeafTalent (for), sliding glass doors (against), and whether evil John Gallagher Jr. is sexy-creepy or just regular creepy (the jury is out!!!).

Boys. Girls. Do you hear that? That's the sound of Callie and Kaitlin breaking down the latest post-apocalyptic horror sensation. Our beloved Sandy Bullock stars alongside a curmudgeonly John Malkovich, the Beyond Delightful B.D. Wong, and the epitome of sexiness, Trevante Rhodes (this man is so hawt, he's welcome inside our Bird Boxes anytime).

Snuggle up, snow bunnies! Callie and Kaitlin are kicking off the new year with this gut-wrenching Norwegian gore fest. Are we putting up with Nazis in 2019? Snow way!

In their last cast of 2018, Callie and Kaitlin search for the true spirit of Christmas within a genre-bending black comedy, starring Adam Scott and a pre-Hereditary Toni Collette! So snuggle up next to the fire, bite into an evil anthropomorphic gingerbread man, and get yourself an earful of some holly jolly horror commentary. Happy holidays to all, and may god spook us, every one.

Callie and Kaitlin enlist special guest and superfan Kyle Fox to help them answer one of cinema's most controversial questions: is Alien a horror movie? Come for Sigourney, stay for the hobbit-bots -- and make sure you read the title card!!

This week, Callie and Kaitlin are back from Thanksgiving break and filled to the brim with festive family anecdotes. Listen as they break down You're Next, a fun, fast-paced film featuring the final girl these feminist horror fans have been waiting for. She's smart, she's strong, and she knows her way around a blender!