Callie and Kaitlin may have bitten off more than they can chew with this stomach-churning French flick about the world's weirdest vet school. It's a recipe for fun! Just don't eat while you listen.

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Creepy pasta. Rotten Tomatoes. This week's episode will make you hungry (for a better movie). But don't worry, Callie and Kaitlin choked down this steaming hot pile of Slender Trash so you don't have to.

Callie and Kaitlin bask in the hair-raising, Oscar-winning glory that is Kathy Bates' performance in this Stephen King classic. (They're not saying Annie Wilkes is a secret feminist icon... but they're not NOT saying that.)

It's a paranormal double feature! Callie and Kaitlin take one more ride on the old wee-ha board with this shoddily ret-conned supernatural sequel. Buckle up, folks, cuz what it lacks in toxic masculinity it makes up for in subtle racism!

Kaitlin has a mouse, Callie has vacation anxiety, and they both have a deep abiding hatred for horror's shittiest non-homicidal boyfriend!

Callie and Kaitlin defy the laws of time and space to talk about the prequel to a movie only one of them has seen.

Callie and Kaitlin take the Master of Suspense to task for being a bird-hurling sexual predator. But they also have fun talking about vintage BDE, pigeons who lack spatial awareness, and Tippi Hedren's shiny, shiny hair.

Pride month may be over, but horror's dapperest demon is still fierce as hell. Join Callie and Kaitlin as they unpack this modern classic about the scary side of motherhood.

Slushies. Sniffles. Pigeon corpse mutilation. Callie and Kaitlin cover it all as they process the ant-covered psychological assault that is 2018's most buzzed-about prestige horror flick.