ScreamQueenz Podiverse

It's a surprise bonus episode celebrating the wonder of FLAMECON 2017, the LGBT celebration of all things geekly.

Find out what happened when I met with MARK PATTON, the BUFFERING THE VAMPIRE SLAYER hosts and author SIMON GRAVES.  Plus, some extra love for the a cappella nerd vocal group CHOIRFLY.

In keeping with the geek love, we're going retro sci-fi this week with QUEEN OF BLOOD from 1966 featuring the eternally hunky JOHN SAXON going head to head with an evil drag queen space vampire.

Sort of...

All this plus a butt licking celebration and the horrifying tale of SUNNYSIDE'S HOUSE OF HORRORS.

*The mixing error at the end of the WELLNESS review was fixed on 8/14/2017. Thank you to listener TJ for alerting me and to all of you for your patience*

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I've had to bump the SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE episode back, so enjoy this peek inside THE FINAL REEL, the official ScreamQueenz PATREON feed.

Enjoy reviews of RINGS and THE CURE FOR WELLNESS.

Had you been a subscriber you would have been forewarned about laying down cash money to see these two movies in the theaters.

One of them is problematic, but possibly salvageable.

The other is a flaming mountain of poop.

Can you guess which is which?

Also, SmoochieWatch, depressinging shit on Broadway, what I'm watching on Netflix, and an old friend stops by for a surprise visit.

 

Visit www.patreon.com/screamqueenz to become a subscriber and get access to bonus episodes and all sorts of surprises every month!

(Main segment begins at 21:20)

I’ve had to bump the SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE episode back, so enjoy this peek inside THE FINAL REEL, the official ScreamQueenz PATREON feed.

Enjoy reviews of RINGS and THE CURE FOR WELLNESS.

Had you been a subscriber you would have been forewarned about laying down cash money to see these two movies in the theaters.

One of them is problematic, but possibly salvageable.

The other is a flaming mountain of poop.

Can you guess which is which?

Also, SmoochieWatch, depressinging shit on Broadway, what I’m watching on Netflix, and an old friend stops by for a surprise visit.

 

Visit www.patreon.com/screamqueenz to become a subscriber and get access to bonus episodes and all sorts of surprises every month!

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It's another excursion into the tacky, sleazy, terrifying and ridiculous era of the 1970's MADE FOR TV HORROR MOVIE.  This time we're tackling one of the most infamous titles, GARGOYLES.

I'm joined by author THOMAS DEJA, and together we will face fringy bras, boozy landladies, burnt willies, jailhouse orgys and...oh yeah...blood thirsty, ass-slappin' hellspawn.

Check out the SHADOW LEGION series and all of Thomas' books here!

Thomas Deja Author Page

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Our main feature this week is a surreal and blood-splattered voyage into the world of nightmares called THE EVIL WITHIN.  The only thing stranger than the movie itself is the story behind its making. And in my opinion, it's the best reason to sleep with the lights on in a long time

And THE CRAPSHOOT returns to set its sites on a brand new slasher called WTF! 

Did I find my proverbial "diamond in the shitpile"?  Or did I wind up with another fistful of poo?

Also, a review of the gay slasher game LET'S MEAT ADAM, and a mini-discussion of MARK PATTON in COME BACK TO THE FIVE AND DIME, JIMMY JEAN JIMMY DEAN.

Be sure to get your tickets to FLAMECON at www.flamecon.org August 19-20th in Brooklyn, NY, and nominate ScreamQueenz for Best LGBTQ Podcast at www.PodcastAwards.com

("One, Two, Three" from THE FIX. Music by Dana P. Rowe, Lyrics by John Dempsey, Performed by John Barrowman and company)

Celebrate LGBT Pride Month with Scott from THE SATYRSPHERE, Jay from LIFE ON THE SHIT LIST and me as we discuss the gay themed slasher movie, PITCHFORK!

(HONEY I'M GOOD by Andy Grammer)

Send a voice message

It's been a long time since I've done a solo show, and I'm so excited to be spending some alone time with you that I'm sending two of you to face the FIRING SQUAD.

First, Michael from California must go up against The Wall for recommending I, MADMAN, a forgotten late 80's flick starring a very not-naked CLAYTON ROHNER warning us all of the deadly dangers of literacy.

Then, Zombie Girl TJ will "assume the position" for sending me DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE 3 for my birthday.

Will they survive the itchy trigger fingers of The Firing Squad?

Will Michael be read to filth?

Will TJ face Death by Douchebaggery?

Plus butt sex on the subway, creepy puppet theater with STEREOPTIK's DARK CIRCUS, and Southern bitchery on Broadway.

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Welcome, my Beautiful Screamerz, to my SUPER-STUFFED BIRTHDAY PARTY!

(The episode is super-stuffed. The only thing that got super-stuffed on my birthday was my sinuses...)

I've got almost THREE HOURS of natal day fun for you filled with special messages from you as well as an unabashedly gay discussion of a horror classic! That's right. I'm breaking my rule about covering overdone movies, so we're tackling the 1981 Canadian slasher HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

I'm joined by supersexy filmmaker and horror guru BRYAN NORTON and supersexy librarian-turned-performer MANUEL CANERI, who bring not only their irresistable hawtness, but their deep, deep knowledge of shish kebob murders, obscure Canadian trivia, Sandy Duncan's glass eye and unspeakably ugly panties. (Segment begins 26:15)

Also, how to survive bad theater, disruptive men in dresses, vengence farts, begging for the "D" at the CVS, and getting wet for CHRIS SARANDON.

All this and so much more await you...but be advised:

BRING YOUR OWN DAMN CAKE!

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This episode is dedicated in loving memory of GAVIN WADDELL

Gavin Waddell and Mike Ryan

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In you're in the NYC area, get tickets to PARADISO: CHAPTER 1 at http://www.ParadisoEscape.com

It's my birthday today, and I'm celebrating it by battling horrendous illness.

Please enjoy this Flashback Episode on BLOODY BIRTHDAY with special guest ROBERT R. BEST until I am feeling up to getting a real show out to you.

Take a peek inside THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET and check out the tongue-in-cheek homage to 50's sci-fi alien movies,  STRANGE INVADERS.

While it was the coolest movie ever when I was twelve, has it withstood the test of time?

I'm joined by returning guest BEN SHER as well as CHRIS DIANI, the director of CREATURES FROM THE PINK LAGOON. Together we set out to save the world from hostile face-ripping space creatures through sassy gay quippery.  (Segment begins at 10:20)

So cancel your appointment with your Avon Lady, don't wear a bra, but definitely do wear body glitter, because this flying dildo saucer is about to take off!