It's my birthday today, and I'm celebrating it by battling horrendous illness.

Please enjoy this Flashback Episode on BLOODY BIRTHDAY with special guest ROBERT R. BEST until I am feeling up to getting a real show out to you.

Take a peek inside THE NIGHTMARE CLOSET and check out the tongue-in-cheek homage to 50's sci-fi alien movies,  STRANGE INVADERS.

While it was the coolest movie ever when I was twelve, has it withstood the test of time?

I'm joined by returning guest BEN SHER as well as CHRIS DIANI, the director of CREATURES FROM THE PINK LAGOON. Together we set out to save the world from hostile face-ripping space creatures through sassy gay quippery.  (Segment begins at 10:20)

So cancel your appointment with your Avon Lady, don't wear a bra, but definitely do wear body glitter, because this flying dildo saucer is about to take off!

 

Celebrate Easter in a wildly inappropriate manner with the brain-muching cult classic,  RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD from 1985.

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I'm joined by TIMOTHY LEE and MIKEY GRENIER from ANGRY DUCK GAMES, who are not only here just to dish the 245-Trioxin dish. They're also itching to give away a copy of their high school zombie uprising board game STUDENT BODIES to one lucky listener! Click HERE for information how to win.

(Segment begins at 15:00)

A night in the PeePee Bedroom, seducing Broadway stars, murdering PHOEBE CATES, a mini review of KONG: SKULL ISLAND and BRIE LARSON's boob-acting and the first of my improvised my songs for my gorgeous, gorgeous PATREON subscribers.

 

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In the last LISTENER TAKEOVER, BigTopBear has requested me to cover the culture-clash-sequel-to-a-sequel oddity LEPRECHAUN BACK 2 THA HOOD.

To counteract (or exacerbate) the awkwardness, I'm joined by the dynamic duo of STACY PARKER and CINDY KINNARD-DIAMOND from the totally bonkers CREEPY KITCH podcast! (Segment begins at 18:00)

Also, bad wedding behavior, Buffy bros, gay history Off-Broadway, gay-baiting Mike from CADAVER LAB, hunting a killer and a spoiler-free mini-review of OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL.

So follow the very gay rainbow to my pot of gold, and by all means....don't keep your hands off!

Jeremy Pope, far left, and Nathan Lee Graham, foreground center, in Max Vernon's “The View UpStairs.” Credit Kurt Sneddon

Be sure to catch the truly fabulous THE VIEW UPSTAIRS at the LYNN REDGRAVE THEATER in New York City. Tickets available at CULTUREPROJECT.ORG or find out how to get $20 tickets at 20at20.com.

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Excerpt of "Some Kind of Paradise" from THE VIEW UPSTAIRS: Music and Lyrics by Max Vernon

 

 

Blizzard be damned, I got a show to do. This time I'm tackling the 2012 Aussie prom shocker THE LOVED ONES. I'm joined by BRIAN WILLIAMS, artistic director of DARK HOUSE THEATER, New York's All-Horror theater company.

Also, WHEN WE RISE, a chance meeting with JUSTIN GUARINI, shredding with MRS SMITH, a mini-review of GET OUT and REEL NIGHTMARE, and a Horror High Horse rant on annoying trailer music.

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If you're in the New York area, be sure to get your tickets to the DARK RITES OF SPRING fundraiser for DARK HOUSE THEATER on May 30th in Williamsburg. Cocktails, nibbles, live music, two original horror short plays and a terrifying interactive VIP experience that will leave you...bewitched.

Plus I'll be your emcee.

Tickets range from $20-45. Reserve yours by emailing [email protected]

The LISTENER TAKEOVERS continue with HIDE AND GO SHRIEK (1988), suggested by JelliBelliKelli.

Eight teenagers break into a furniture store for a night of sexy hijinks only to have their fun undone by a killer with a penchant for costume changes.

To help me tackle this lesser known slasher and its themes of both homophobia and transphobia, I'm joined once again by ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN J. POLK.  I wish we had addressed the more serious issues before we got drunk, but hindsight is 20/20.

Also, adventures at the STD clinic, wacky Broadway nightmares and a mini-review of THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE.

Guest Hosts: ALLISON NOWACKI & BRYAN POLK

It's Valentine's Day, and what's more romantic than a wedding?

Talking with gay indie horror star ROGER CONNERS about the 1980 bride-to-be slasher HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, that's what!

Set sail on a deadly voyage filled with bimbos, bruisers and boredom with the 1988 oddity UNINVITED.  When a killer mutant kitty unexpectedly joins the crew of a party boat, these idiots are dead in the water.

I'm joined by CHRYSTEN PEDDIE and DAN COHEN from the KILLING YOUR DARLINGS podcast who do their best to get me through this incomprehensibly dull outing without keel hauling myself.

This LISTENER TAKEOVER comes from JORDAN who inflicted this upon as us as a reward for buying tickets to the screening of ALLEGIANCE last December.....thanks a lot, Jordan...

Also hear all about the summer I interned with a murderer, my experience at the WOMAN'S MARCH in NY and my TERROR TUESDAY at the ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE.  Plus, a mini-review of the new broke-down-in-the-woods-nightmare movie, THE MONSTER!

 

Let Chrysten and Dan destroy the memories of your favorite childhood movies in their brand new show, KILLING YOUR DARLINGS! Check 'em out...

Gather 'round, my beautiful Screamerz, for what might be the end of an era..

Could this be the very last FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAAARRR?

We're taking on the PLATINUM DUNES 2009 reimagining, and oh boy, do I have a lot to say!

Also, mini-reviews of TALES OF HALLOWEEN and Shelley, SAG Christmas, locker room etiquette, the return of The CINNAMON Lady and things not to talk about on the subway.

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Be sure to check out "It's Amazing" and all of the music of HOMER MARRS at http://homermarrs.bandcamp.com

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I'm joined by special guests DOUG SHAPIRO and TRAE DEAN to discuss the saucy deliciousness of  THE FIRST NUDIE MUSICAL on this, the very first HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Three flaming homosexuals talking about a straight T&A film during the season of the birth of Our Lord and Savior on a podcast that's supposed to be about horror movies?

See?....Highly inappropriate on every possible level!

Also, Smoochie news, the dish on ZOMBIE GIRL TJ's stay at SQHQ, how to get instant diabetes, when piano people attack and mini-reviews of THE WAILING and EYES OF MY MOTHER.

Oh, and dildos.

....DANCING dildos!