Come sit a spell while I tell you the tale of the night I went to see the major studio release DON'T BREATHE.  Bask in the knowledge that my discussion with be free of spoilers.  Marvel that said discussion is free of fart jokes despite the movie title giving me carte blanche for a flatulent free-for-all.Also, thrill at the return of THE CRAPSHOOT!  The movie I've set my sites on is the independent slasher flick CHILL: THE KILLING GAMES.  Did I find a hidden gem? Or did I wind up with a handful of poop....again? You'll have to listen and find out!Also, backstage shenanigans from the set of THE UNDERPANTS GODOT, parental backlash, feline foolishness and my latest television obsessions.

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Additional music:

"Pussy Rodeo" - Peter Pan

"Blind Man" - Aerosmith

"Play the Game" - Queen

Celebrate six years (and one month) of SCREAMQUEENZ with special guests ALLISON NOWACKI, BRYAN J. POLK, CHACHI's cousin, Roy's dead son from F-13 PART 5, a hardcore porn star, an infamous madam...and ME!

We're talking about the truly terrible yet unspeakably entertaining EVIL LAUGH in which the world's dumbest medical students have the world's most amazing cleaning montage and then die at the hands of a teeny tiny luchador with the giggles.

Or something.

Don't forget your Lactaid, because this episode is being served with extra cheese!

 

STEVEN BAIO knows a real man never shows his belly button.

It's hot, Daddy's got migraines, and he's going to take his life's frustrations out on this week's waste of celluloid, THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.

Also, expect quickie reviews on THE BREAK-IN, 13 CAMERAS, BASKIN and SWEET HOME.

Plus, a correction about last week's infamous Pussy Rodeo.

It's hotter than hell at SQHQ, which means it's perfect weather to stay inside and watch scary movies!

First up, cinematic dystopia heads closer to reality in THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR.  Then THE CRAPSHOOT returns to check out PROM RIDE...a movie that is not only bad; it's just plain ugly.

Also, all the details from the GALA Festival in Denver, the horny couple on my flight to Dallas, the winner of the SCHMOVIE contest, general malaise and overall sassiness.

 

 

I'm in Denver for the week, so enjoy this trip back in time to a very early episode detailing one of those classic movies that ran on HBO constantly back in the 80's...

It's THE LEGACY, a tale of witchcraft and lurking evil and shower scenes and KIKI DEE.  It stars KATHERINE ROSS and SAM ELLIOTT and his totally gratuitous life-changing shower scene.

Sure, it's got a death scene that still haunts me, but that shower scene is possibly the most important thing that has ever been filmed in the history of everything.

Looking forward to a real episode next time, even though there probably won't be any epic showering in it. Not as epic as this.

I mean, come on....LOOK at this man!!!

Now back off. He's mine.

 

 

 

 

Join me as I once again explore the childhood nightmare inducing world of the 1970's MADE FOR TV MOVIES and take a look at the 1972 tale of telephonic terror WHEN MICHAEL CALLS.

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Celebrate our 150th episode with a super-deadly sleepover.  Join my very special slumber party pals, actor ALENA ACKER, author ROBERT R. BEST and I as we take a stab at the unexpectedly delightful absurdist horror comedy THE SLASHENING.

Also, I'll be spilling all the birthday weekend T.

Did we Escape the Room?

Did the Barracuda Casino and Discotheque go down for the last time?

What horrible thing happened at DALLAS BBQ?

And expect a command to go see GREEN ROOM in the theaters immediately.

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Special thanks to the people at ESCAPE ENTERTAINMENT for making my Escape the Room birthday adventure exceptional.   A beautiful facility, super-friendly staff, movie-quality sets, meticulous attention to detail and a truly challenging series of mind bending puzzles set this company leaps and bounds ahead of the other local escape games.

If you're in the NYC area and want the best possible night of nerve-jangling, brain-melting fun, click on the link above and make your reservation now.

And tell them you heard about it on ScreamQueenz!

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Additional music for this episode:

Girl Party - Mack Z

For Realsies - Caitlyn Kylie

 

 

 

It's that magical time of year of year again....time for another FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULARRRR!

We're up to FREDDY vs JASON now, so I'm taking a look at this long awaited epic battle between the Titans of Terror. I'll discuss my love for Linderman, KELLY ROWLAND's controversial use of the "F-Word", and the citywide disaster that almost kept me from seeing this in the theaters.

Also, my birthday plans, shitty gay comedy shows, fat kitties, a rant against YOUTUBE and a new cause for horror fans to stand up against.

(I was going to include a review of GREEN ROOM, but ran out of time.  Just go. Go see it. Now.)

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Additional music:

"Betelehemu" - BYU Men's Choir

"I Like Musicals" - Laura Benanti

Buy the single here. Just $1.50, and proceeds go to VH-1: Save the Music- Keeping Music Education in Public Schools

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Reposted on 4/16 minus the mixing error. Now includes a gratuitous Debbie Gibson impersonation

This episode brings you a delightful DOUBLE PENETRATION...umm, DOUBLE FEATURE to teach you important life lessons: Never steal a bus when you're quoting an Alicia Silverstone movie that won't come out for another ten years, and never ever attend a dinner party not organized by gays.

THE INVITATION is the latest film from KAREN KASUMA that shows that getting together with old friends can be a terrifying thing to do, and LOST AFTER DARK is an 80's style slasher film that teaches you need more than a gimmick to pull off a decent horror movie.

I have many words to say about these movies...some good, some bad and many of them four-letter.

Also, a spotlight on Broadway's DISASTER! THE MUSICAL (Tickets at www.DisasterMusical.com!)  another AWKWARD URINAL ENCOUNTER and my embarrassing corporate video shoot faux pas!

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Additional music: "Le Freak"-Chic, "Sky High"-Jigsaw, "Garden Party"-Ricky Nelson, "Devil's Spoke"-Laura Marling