Join CHRYSTEN PEDDIE, DAN COHEN and I  as we peek behind the Iron Curtain to see if we can determine why the fuck this movie isn't on DVD.

With New Year's rapidly approaching and my podcasting mojo in a state of flux, please enjoy this trip back in time to Episode 61.

SMILE is one of the movies so bad, it made me lose my unflappable composure.

Many were so entertained by the show the first time that they watched the movie anyway.

They're all dead now.

Of boredom.

Heed the warning.

Don't watch it.

And if you do, don't blame me!

Bring your own freeze dried poodle turds, and get ready to eat a bowl of fuck!

It's time for another installment of the FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAR, so join Mister Brad and I on a voyage across the deepest of space to come face to face with JASON X (and his amazing side-eye)!

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Still not running at 100%, so enjoy a another trip in the WayBack Machine to another horrid movie that nearly gave me a stroke. This time, it's DEAD TONE from Episode 7.

Just remember, the angrier I get, the more you'll laugh.

Click the picture to get your tickets to DEAF WEST's production of SPRING AWAKENING, now on BROADWAY.

Pick up your favorite song from the original 2009 production of SPRING AWAKENING.

Due to continuing health problems, ScreamQueenz is on unofficial hiatus.  In the interim, please enjoy these flashback episodes revisiting some past reviews of movies so terrible, I completely lost my shit.

This time, it's the super-annoying scavenger hunt slasher, RED HOOK.

Wear a bib. It's gonna get messy in here.

Join me as we razzle-dazzle the night away with three beautifully bonkers superstars,

MRS. SMITH, DANDY DARKLY and DEAD MARTIN (aka DON WINSOR).

Don't miss their live performances!  Click the pics below for more information.

Use Code GMCNY for $37 Tix!

Dead. Still Groovy.

Fringe Fabulousness!

Pick up Don Winsor's sexy album THE STATELY CLOCK on CD or Download RIGHT HERE!!!!

Phone apps.

We love 'em. They entertain us. They connect us. They make our lives better.

But in this tale of technological terror, you'd better make sure to read the fine print, because the devil's in the details.

i-LIVED is a smart, suspenseful Twilight Zone-ish treat, and it's available on demand.

Help out the show by renting i-LIVED through the special Amazon link below!

MARK PATTON ravaged me.

This show is the first of several dedicated to the movies I watched during the prep for or the recovery from) my colonoscopy.

I'll be talking about the watery terrors of THE DROWNSMAN. Is it worth a watch?

Or is it all wet?

And then I'm off to the woods to spend the weekend with some slasher-iffic CRAZY BITCHES!

(I hope I packed my Midol!)

All this, plus a rendezvous with NOES2's MARK PATTON, a new kitty in the house, and lots of talk about my asshole.

Really, what more could you want!

Time to set sail once again with my favorite mystery-solving queens, TRAE DEAN and DOUG SHAPIRO. This time, we join PETER USTINOV, BETTE DAVIS, MAGGIE SMITH and ANGELA LANSBURY as HERCULE POIROT tries to crack a bizarre on-board homicide in a land older than time in DEATH ON THE NILE.

Another CONTEST is announced, I give a quickie review of EX MACHINA and all the deets on the first annual FLAME-CON!

(Live cobra not included!)