ScreamQueenz Podiverse

In another HALLOWEEN BONE-US episode, take a trip with me to the sleepy seaside town of Point Dune where unspeakable evil will crawl from the ocean when the Blood Moon rises.

We're talking about MESSIAH OF EVIL starring MARIANNA HILL!

Trigger Warning: This Podcast Contains Flat-Face Chickens.

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Additional Music: "Hold On To Love" - Raun McKinnon

At long last, I'm finally having my chat with the fabulous MANUEL CANERI about the wonderfully weird Canadian bit of weirdness known as AMERICAN GOTHIC starring ROD STEIGER, YVONNE DE CARLO and MICHAEL J. POLLARD.

Note: This episode is strictly B.Y.O.D.B. (Bring Your Own Dead Baby)

Spend the holiday with the charming Mister Caneri and the GOLDEN GIRLS at the VICTORIA THEATER in SAN FRANCISCO!  Click on the pics to get your tix...and tell 'em you heard about it on SCREAMQUEENZ!

www.GoldenGirlsSF.com

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Additional music: "Power in the Blood"-The Hee Haw Quartet, "Two Doors Down"-Dolly Parton, "Don't Drop the Baby"-The JudyBats

Reposted on 10/17/2016 with 6 minutes of additional audio missing from original postHalloween is drawing near, so enjoy the first of my seasonal BONE-US minishows.  This time, we're going to SUMMER CAMP to fight off rage virus infected counselors running amok in the woods of Spain.

¡Muy atemorizante!

Due to a technology mishap, the planned AMERICAN GOTHIC episode has to be rerecorded.

In lieu of that discussion, I will be going back to the woods of Burketsville, Maryland to see what the BLAIR WITCH is up to with this new crowd of hapless documentary filmmaking assholes.Also, THE CRAPSHOOT returns to take aim at THE HUMAN RACE in which 80 unwilling participants compete are forced to run for their lives.  Literally. Finally you'll get the backstage dirt on THE UNDERPANTS GODOT, the continued fallout from my dad's homophobic incident, the skinny on THE CASE OF: JONBENET RAMSEY and my continued evolution in a total CATFAG.

Come sit a spell while I tell you the tale of the night I went to see the major studio release DON'T BREATHE.  Bask in the knowledge that my discussion with be free of spoilers.  Marvel that said discussion is free of fart jokes despite the movie title giving me carte blanche for a flatulent free-for-all.Also, thrill at the return of THE CRAPSHOOT!  The movie I've set my sites on is the independent slasher flick CHILL: THE KILLING GAMES.  Did I find a hidden gem? Or did I wind up with a handful of poop....again? You'll have to listen and find out!Also, backstage shenanigans from the set of THE UNDERPANTS GODOT, parental backlash, feline foolishness and my latest television obsessions.

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Additional music:

"Pussy Rodeo" - Peter Pan

"Blind Man" - Aerosmith

"Play the Game" - Queen

Celebrate six years (and one month) of SCREAMQUEENZ with special guests ALLISON NOWACKI, BRYAN J. POLK, CHACHI's cousin, Roy's dead son from F-13 PART 5, a hardcore porn star, an infamous madam...and ME!

We're talking about the truly terrible yet unspeakably entertaining EVIL LAUGH in which the world's dumbest medical students have the world's most amazing cleaning montage and then die at the hands of a teeny tiny luchador with the giggles.

Or something.

Don't forget your Lactaid, because this episode is being served with extra cheese!

 

STEVEN BAIO knows a real man never shows his belly button.

It's hot, Daddy's got migraines, and he's going to take his life's frustrations out on this week's waste of celluloid, THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.

Also, expect quickie reviews on THE BREAK-IN, 13 CAMERAS, BASKIN and SWEET HOME.

Plus, a correction about last week's infamous Pussy Rodeo.

It's hotter than hell at SQHQ, which means it's perfect weather to stay inside and watch scary movies!

First up, cinematic dystopia heads closer to reality in THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR.  Then THE CRAPSHOOT returns to check out PROM RIDE...a movie that is not only bad; it's just plain ugly.

Also, all the details from the GALA Festival in Denver, the horny couple on my flight to Dallas, the winner of the SCHMOVIE contest, general malaise and overall sassiness.

 

 

I'm in Denver for the week, so enjoy this trip back in time to a very early episode detailing one of those classic movies that ran on HBO constantly back in the 80's...

It's THE LEGACY, a tale of witchcraft and lurking evil and shower scenes and KIKI DEE.  It stars KATHERINE ROSS and SAM ELLIOTT and his totally gratuitous life-changing shower scene.

Sure, it's got a death scene that still haunts me, but that shower scene is possibly the most important thing that has ever been filmed in the history of everything.

Looking forward to a real episode next time, even though there probably won't be any epic showering in it. Not as epic as this.

I mean, come on....LOOK at this man!!!

Now back off. He's mine.

 

 

 

 

Join me as I once again explore the childhood nightmare inducing world of the 1970's MADE FOR TV MOVIES and take a look at the 1972 tale of telephonic terror WHEN MICHAEL CALLS.