ScreamQueenz Podiverse

Join me as we razzle-dazzle the night away with three beautifully bonkers superstars,

MRS. SMITH, DANDY DARKLY and DEAD MARTIN (aka DON WINSOR).

Don't miss their live performances!  Click the pics below for more information.

Use Code GMCNY for $37 Tix!

Dead. Still Groovy.

Fringe Fabulousness!

Pick up Don Winsor's sexy album THE STATELY CLOCK on CD or Download RIGHT HERE!!!!

Phone apps.

We love 'em. They entertain us. They connect us. They make our lives better.

But in this tale of technological terror, you'd better make sure to read the fine print, because the devil's in the details.

i-LIVED is a smart, suspenseful Twilight Zone-ish treat, and it's available on demand.

Help out the show by renting i-LIVED through the special Amazon link below!

MARK PATTON ravaged me.

This show is the first of several dedicated to the movies I watched during the prep for or the recovery from) my colonoscopy.

I'll be talking about the watery terrors of THE DROWNSMAN. Is it worth a watch?

Or is it all wet?

And then I'm off to the woods to spend the weekend with some slasher-iffic CRAZY BITCHES!

(I hope I packed my Midol!)

All this, plus a rendezvous with NOES2's MARK PATTON, a new kitty in the house, and lots of talk about my asshole.

Really, what more could you want!

Time to set sail once again with my favorite mystery-solving queens, TRAE DEAN and DOUG SHAPIRO. This time, we join PETER USTINOV, BETTE DAVIS, MAGGIE SMITH and ANGELA LANSBURY as HERCULE POIROT tries to crack a bizarre on-board homicide in a land older than time in DEATH ON THE NILE.

Another CONTEST is announced, I give a quickie review of EX MACHINA and all the deets on the first annual FLAME-CON!

(Live cobra not included!)

I'm back from break, and I'm talking with ALLISON NOWACKI and BRYAN J. POLK from the I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS reality show podcast about SLASHERS, the movie about a Japanese game show with a big ol' body count.

You will laugh.

A lot.

Also, the grieving process has brought out some rage. You'll find out the LGBT political issue that's got me all worked up as well as the AWFUL THING happened at the PODCAST AWARDS CEREMONY.

Help out the show by buying SLASHERS through the special link below!

Check out ALLISON and BRYAN at www.NotMakeFriends.com!

A trip to BLOOD BEACH ought to tide you over until the show resumes in Mid-May.

This flashback recording of me guesting on the 42ND STREET DRIVE IN podcast also features SHAWN HUNT, CHRISTOPHER KAHLER and VAUGHN KUHLMEIER

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It's another mini-episode, because I felt it mandatory to warn you off of UNFRIENDED, a sorry excuse for Millenial horror barfed on us by the good folks at MTV.

Set sail for adventure, true romance and sexy rendezvous with the Son of Satan. I'm calling "All Aboard!" for the 1978 made for TV thriller CRUISE INTO TERROR.

I'm joined once again by OWEN ROBERTSON and TOM SODERBERG to chronicle every bit of delicious camp and scenery-chewing mayhem in this campy classic.

So, pack a swinsuit, your suntan lotion and your breathing mini-sarcophagus, because this ship is setting sail!

Another BONUS EPISODE!  Enjoy a SPOILER-FREE preview of GIRL HOUSE,  the sexy new slasher from the smokin' hot Canadian director, TREVOR MATTHEWS!

Its the magical time of year again: Time for me to release the next installment of the legendary FRIDAY THE 13th SPECTACULAR! We'll be covering the controversial ninth film in the series, JASON GOES TO HELL: The Final Friday.

And while I may spend more time obsessing about LESLIE JORDAN in SORDID LIVES, the mysterious gunk in my drain, a menacing tower of shellfish and my cats testicles, you'll be sure to learn things about JGTH that you never dreamed.

No, no...it still stinks, but I got some quips, insults and harsh barbs.

Harsh Barb sounds like a character I want to play someday.