Scrubs Off Bottoms Up

Yeehaw and happy Pride y'all! We’re coming to you straight from Alaska, where Colleen’s love for rugged men and indigenous art reaches new heights (and questionable purchases—yes, there was a walrus penis involved). In this icy episode, we chat about everything from Michaels sweet grandparents, to the mechanics behind the Purewick. Oh and it's Pride Month, so you know we found time to bring some rainbow realness to the rugged wilderness. So, throw on your cowboy hats and pack your parkas because you're in for a wiiiiiild moose ride. Enjoy! 

What do hot dogs, condom caths, and the sound of death have in common? Us, apparently. From glizzy talk to ghost gasps, were covering it all. This episode kicks off with an unnecessary amount of passion about hot dogs (why are they always involved in poor life choices?), slides into the slippery world of condom catheters (yes, they’re real, yes, they go on penises), and wraps up with the “death honk”—that final breath that sounds like a haunted kazoo and lives rent-free in our nightmares. Medicine is wild, y’all. Enjoy. 

This week on Scrubs Off Bottoms Up, we’re talking bunions and bad decisions! The duo dives into the world of feet followed by Michael almost setting an entire hospital ablaze (psst… it wasn’t his fault). They also detour into love hate relationships with Times Square bodegas. Grab your drink, take off those compression socks, and join us for another round of unfiltered nursing chaos!

Michael and Colleen are jet-lagged, over-caffeinated, and ready to spill all the international tea! This week, they take you on a wild ride through Abu Dhabi’s camel chaos and unpack the true horror of the infamous “Thai belly.” Plus, what do you do when international travel meets unexpected health emergencies? (Hint: it involves a hole in the ground and questionable translation apps.) So, buckle up, pop some Imodium, and leave your brain at the TSA checkpoint, because these healthcare hotties are catching flights AND sun poisoning.  

The scrubs are off, the drinks are poured, and your new favorite duo is clocked out and cracked open. In this very first episode, Michael and Colleen spill on their first impressions of each other, the chaotic beginnings of their friendship, and what it’s really like working in healthcare. From heartfelt to hilarious (yes, including Michael’s now-infamous Fendi freakout), nothing is off the table. So whether you're here for nurse life realness or just the unfiltered laughs — welcome. Bottoms up!