Sean & Eliot Read The Bible

G'night and welcome along to a special announcement from Sean and Eliot, separated by oceans and various emotional walls.

Due to Sean's career and Eliot's finances, we've been delayed slightly but a brand new proper episode will be with you soon. Until then, please enjoy this mini-thing and maybe go back and listen to some of your choice faves! 

Have a wonderful life before we see you time (in two weeks, as usual) and always remember - MURDER IS LEGAL IN EVERY COUNTRY. GO FOR IT.

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While you're celebrating Easter (what even is it?) we're doing a big ol' pranks with our APRIL FOOLS' DAY episode!!!!!!!1!!!!

It's a bloody rollercoaster this week, as Ecclesiastes goes on about how dire and pointless life is right before the sexy Song of Solomon is all like "Love and Sex and hard necks are the best and most pointingful."

Thanks for the lovely reviews.

Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod 

And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin

And Eliot: @EliotJFallows 

Email: [email protected]

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What is a proverb?

We don't know. It's like a sentence but more aggressive. Aggressive to the soul. Like a soul knife. But then someone twists the soul knife so it opens up a new bit of your soul. Like a soul door wedge. But then someone trips on the soul door wedge because the door isn't open all the way and your newfound morals rub people the wrong way. So you find yourself more enlightened and in tune with the universe, but ultimately you're also more alone.

Welcome to our comedy podcast. Sean's been political and Eliot's been charitable.

Check out Eliot's Marvel audition tape here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPnTTO7eXgc&t=8s

Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod 

And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin

And Eliot: @EliotJFallows 

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Kevin Spacey. Dustin Hoffman. Eliot J Fallows.

All great actors, just doing some great acting.

Bit of a weird one this week, not going to lie. Eliot's desperate for work and he's not above begging or writing in the third person. He'll do ANYTHING. So come

along for a powerful masterclass and showcase in acting. Pay attention, Marvel/ Disney/ anyone else. You might learn a thing or two.

PSean does the sound effects, but he already has a career, so no bother there.

Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod 

And PSean: @SeanMcLoughlin

And Eliot: @EliotJFallows

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In this very special episode of your favourite podcast, Sean and Eliot discuss the many complexities of life. Get yourselves prepped and propped ready for the most invasive and possibly even painful episode of your actual favourite podcast. We do go deep, so if you're not comfortable at any time, just say and we can adjust as necessary. 

Again, thanks for those reviews and please don't question your actions or look yourself in the mirror.

Hashtag Fleabag, Michael Jackson, Alan Partridge, Brexit.

Follow the show on Twitter: @Biblepod

And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin

And Eliot: @EliotJFallows

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It's 11am, so WHIZZBANG AND THE KID are here to bang your morning into submission.

Ezra and Nehemiah follow the Israelites' return to Jerusalem after their exile, but some bloody mishaps occur (if you consider people being in love to be a mishap)

Esther is a story of female empowerment and the consumption of liquids.

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And Sean: @SeanMcLoughlin

And Eliot: @EliotJFallows

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It's a special surprise episode!

That's right Josiah, the Bible features it's very own clip show, so why the heck shouldn't we?

It's time to reflect on everything we've learned so far and ask your family for forgiveness. It's mostly about Disney remakes and blue Will Smith.

It's not a proper clip show though, so do please listen and tell your stupid friends to as well.

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Back in the Bible days, people would rely on old people to run their lives and sit on a big chair. Sometimes they would do something important, but most of the time they'd just faff about and make a big mess.

Welcome to Kings.

Sean and Eliot Habbo all over your Habbo to Habbo a Habbo and flip it upside-down. Plus Sean's finances are being Habbo'd and Eliot met Habbo which led to a big Habbo breakdown.

Twitter: @biblepod

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We're back from Devonshire and ready to get back to work with a second coming!

Sean takes us through the Book of Ruth, which basically works as an old-fashioned rom-com, only with more threshing.

Then Eliot tackles the Book(s) of Samuel, which chart the rise and fall of King David, including his epic battle with Shantay Goliath.

Twitter: @biblepod

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Hi Dan, just copy and paste this into the description:

"Sean and Eliot are alive and bring you a festive treat as the first series of their popular podcast concludes.

The Book of Judges features numerous stories including the failures of Israel and the tale of Samson & Delilah.

The show will return in January 2019, with more accurate and respectful episodes.

Twitter: @BiblePod

Email: [email protected]"

And then see me in the boardroom to discuss your progress so far.

Regards,

Andrea

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