This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Is life real? Can you breastfeed yourself? And what are those stains on your pillow? If I were to title this episode, I’d probably call it “Nothing is Real” or possibly “The milky boobs are on me!”.

Today's episode covers Freddies ode to the fallen Beatle, "Life Is Real (Song for Lennon)".

NOTES: Skip forward to 30:39 if wanna get straight into the manifestations from our dynamic duo and their dastardly discordants!

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Randy's having trouble with the word minfastition, maniseftation, fannystemnation, well whatever it is, Randy just can't say it! In a first for the podcast, there is live confectionary eating and mroe discussion about cake than anyone needs to hear, but, we've drawn a line under it now, so we can all put it behind us! We're talking filler, we're talking Jazz, and we're definitely talking shite!

If Kev were to title this episode, he'd probably call it “You’re never gonna help yourself”, or possibly, “Deacy definitely didn’t deliver!”

Today's episode covers the Deacy's side one contribution to Jazz, "If You Can't Beat Them".

NOTES: Skip forward to 33:51 if wanna get straight into the sunnydestinationd, the funnysensations... the, ach you know, wheel spin! Also, the sound quality is a little bit off on this one as the technical frustrations we had setting up to record in person the way we tried didn't yield the best results, so we won't be doing that again.

The song featured at the end of the episode is "Never Said"; Kev's platonic love song to his childhood best friend who succumbed to his cancer in 2017. You can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGsINNg8l_c

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Randy's having problems with his issues, whatever the hell that means! And he still won't quite raggin' on poor Kev about the Shepherd's Pie debacle. Bastard! We're goin' deep into fantasy this week and we've already had one duster from Randy for a proggier flight of fancy from Brian, way back in Episode two (oops, spoiler alert), but will he risk incurring Kev's wrath and dust this one too??? He is a man who, by his own admission, would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize... And to think, we knew him before he became notorious, and then curiously decorated!

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Two way mirror mountain" or possibly, "I wonder who played gong on this track..."

Today's episode covers the monstrous opening to Side Black of Queen II, "Ogre Battle".

NOTE: Skip forward to 31:08 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin. Just remember, if you do that, you're missing all the good stuff and you're not really getting everything out of this podcast that we poured our hearts and souls into!!!

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Saltpeter and sulfur and charcoal, oh my! How many pods within a pod can you reasonably expect to get away with? The cake vs pie fiasco has now spilled over into another podcast, and Corey's not having it! This week sees Kev and Randy take on one of the titans of the Queen discography. Our intrepid pair aren't scared though, in fact, they laugh in the face of danger, they tickle the bollocks of fear, and then give terror a wedgie and tell it to go fuck itself.

If Kevin were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Triangles and tubular bells" or possibly "She's out to get you!"

Today's episode covers Queen's monster breakout single from Sheer Heart Attack, the ever so dandy, "Killer Queen"

NOTE: Skip forward to 31:35 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin. Just remember, if you do that, you're missing all the good stuff and you're not really getting everything out of this podcast that we poured our hearts and souls into!!!

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Well, it's not Queen is it! What the fuck are these two idiots doing now? Branching out into other artists? I mean, they're more ripping off Pod of Thunder than In The Lap of the Pods, but hey, a good idea is a good idea. We wanted to say a huge thank you to the people who have very generously donated some of their hard earned scratch to us over on our Ko-Fi account, so we (and by that we mean "Kev") came up with the idea of letting peopel give us non-Queen songs to talk about and vote on.

Today's very first episode in this podcast-within-a-podcast covers the third single from The Darkness's debut album, "Permission To Land"; the falsetto-driven "I Believe in a Thing Called Love".

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How big is a bee's dick exactly? Well, if my extensive online research is to be trusted (and there's no reason it should be), it's 4.8mm on average. Holy shit! Bee's are packing!!! No wonder the Queen is knackered all the time... The cake vs pie fiasco rumbles on with neither side willing to give an inch, or a fuck, and we would urge you all to please remember that it's fun to clap with a friend. But, no-one should pump anyone, until I blow this whistle. Even if, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah! We're talking piano, we're celebrating "Our Man From Estevan", and we're most definitely 100%, absolutely sure about our vote on this one. No really, we are unwavering in our decision. We didn't for one second wonder whether we'd voted the right way.

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Dude's jaded and looking for the ladies" or possibly, "Baby please don't go"!

Today's episode covers the side one closer from The Works, Freddies rockabilly sequal to Crazy Little Thing Called Love, "Man on the Prowl".

NOTE: Skip forward to 33:46 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin. We won't hold it against you! No really, we won't! Well, maybe just a little bit...

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What are maple syrup tits? Well, I can't say that we ever got to the bottom of that, but Randy was sure insistent that it's a real thing even though Kevin was sceptical. The pie vs cake argument rages on and Kev is fiendishly plotting a Shepherd's Cake recipe, to prove to Randy that pie is better. We also learn that if there's no top it's a tart (and without context, take that any way you like!) and that Chrissy has designs on Brian's body after last week's song! Oh - and we talk a little bit about Queen...

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Ooh ooh ahh" or posibly "Attack from the rear"!

Today's episode covers the side one closer from News of the World, Roger's virtually solo effort, "Fight from the Inside".

NOTE: Skip forward to 36:21 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin. We won't hold it against you! Unlike Dr. Hook, who wants us to!

The song featured at the end of the episode is "Humble Pie", written, recorded and performed by our very own Randy Woods with his old band, Absofunkinlutely. You can listen to it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCSRnIrUk-A

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"Hey dipshits, how come you spent so long talking about hockey, bowling, and Roger Waters instead of getting on with talking about Queen?" Good question, good question... Also - we need to petition cinemas to have intermissions. Don't know why I thought of that just then, but maybe it will become more clear in the episode. Randy tells us about his Martin D-28, Kev tells us about his bowling playoffs, and we listen to a little bit of Q+PR. Imagine that! It's all happening this week.

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Any night tonight" or possibly, "Trite 'n' shite!"

Today's episode covers our first song from Side White of "Queen II" and closing song in Brian's suite, "Some Day One Day"

NOTE: Skip forward to 39.07 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin. We won't hold it against you! Well, we will, but we'll also still love you. We're weird like that...

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"Good evening, this is Radio 4, with the news at six o'clock this Thursday evening. The Prime Minister, speaking a few minutes ago in the House of Commons, has warned that the international situation is deteriorating rapidly, and that war could break out at any time in the next two or three days."

Who in their right mind thought that showing "When the Wind Blows" to kids was a sane and reasonable thing to do? Between that and Jeff Lynne's War of the Worlds, I spent a good year or so of my life absolutely shitting myself. The dust settled, a new Queen album came out and then Brian brought all those feelings of dread back again, albeit to a rocking good riff and a brilliant vocal from our Fred!

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd probably call it "Hey! That cloud looks like a mushroom" or possibly, "No nukes in my nieghbourhood"

Today's song covers the fourth and last single from 1984's "The Works", the darkly menacing "Hammer to Fall"

NOTE: Skip forward to 30:57 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin. We won't hold it against you!

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Queen: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Seaside Pod Review. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new songs; to seek out new lyrics and new musicla expressions; to boldly go where millions of people have gone before! It's all a bit moody over here at the SPR. Randy hasn't forgotten his suitcase this time and Kev's German accent is definitely on point!

If Randy were to title this episode, he'd probably call it “Darth Vadar in flats” or possibly, “When I get home I'm gonna rip my wife's underwear right off, cos the waistband is killing me.”

Today's song covers Brian's funereal dirge "She Makes Me (Stormtrooper in Stilettoes)" from 1974's superb "Sheer Heart Attack".

The cover version of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' Listen to Her Heart by Cyberattack, which is clipped in the episode, can be found here: https://youtu.be/EINdLqmcYH0

NOTE: Skip forward to 23:31 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin. We won't hold it against you!

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