This week a dagger has thrust into the heart of our heroes. Not only do they have to deal with continuous, rubbish “6 again” calls and dubious at best “on reports… now the news arrives that the weekly briefings from the great and powerful, the Hard Running Graham Annersley have been discontinued. Zero foresight for the upcoming broadcast rights deal, this weekly segment had the potential for Gold, Silver and People’s Choice Logie written all over it.

Alas they allay their sorrow with tales of who will win the competition and why Penrith’s two losses on the trot only serve to strengthen their premiership cred.

Uzi has been in the cross hairs of Joe Dawes of late after walking the grid “Rundle Style” in Melbourne, but as fate would have all that will be in his cross hairs next week will be a humbled and ineffective South Australian attack. It's 30 years since The Bulls broke the drought and history is set to repeat itself at ……wait what? Not the Adelaide Oval. Stop rolling Sir Don!

The Lions ideal starting 15 is revealed as is a potential tennis rebel league…Rest easy Sir Kerry. And soon we’ll have a new IOC Head… step up Lord Sebastian.

All of and some of this plus perhaps a smidge more on your home of sports sarcasm and anti- media…. The G to R to the Apple.  Get busy grappling or get busy dying…