We’re back for year two (or season two—whatever, the algorithm is gonna call it what it wants) and we’ve finally decided that rushing to post on Tuesdays was too much. Friday's feel cozier, so here we are— sipping hot apple tea because TikTok convinced us boiling apples cures colds, and wondering what we are supposed to do for colds. We missed y’all, for real, and this whole episode is just us catching up like we haven’t talked to our best friends in months.

We bounce around from skiing disasters (turns out a black diamond isn’t just a fancy name) to why putting hot water down the drain somehow feels like a metabolism hack. We admit that buying a sensible RAV4 instead of a shiny SUV feels pretty grown‑up, we talk about filming movies and joining Southern Living, and we get way too excited about being Grand Marshals at Mardi Gras even though we’ve never done it before. Also, yes—after years of recording on iPhones, we finally bought a real camera, so maybe YouTube will actually see us this time.

We drop hints about the folks swinging by this season—chefs, authors, comedians—and there’s a bunch of travel stories, like the time our car died at 2 am and Marriott saved us from crying on an off‑ramp.

If you want to hang out in person, here’s where we’ll be:

Feb 5 – Marietta, GA (Alley Stage) – early show sold out, but the 9:30 p.m. still has seatslandontalks.com

Feb 10 – New Orleans, LA (Howling Wolf) – pop‑up show the night before Mardi Graslandontalks.com

Feb 28 – Mobile, AL (Crescent Theater)landontalks.com

Mar 1 – Pensacola, FL (Club 27 Comedy)landontalks.com

Mar 6 – Covington, LA (Southern Hotel brunch)landontalks.com

Mar 29 – Buda, TX (Meridian)landontalks.com

Mar 31 – San Antonio, TX (LOL San Antonio)landontalks.com

Apr 1 – Addison, TX (Addison Improv)landontalks.com

Apr 2 – Houston, TX (Houston Improv)landontalks.com

All our new tour dates live at landontalks.comlandontalks.com—come see us if you can.

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