Segment #1 - I went to see Christina's talent show this past weekend. Observations: (1) She shouldn't have worn that dress. (2) I didn't know that Ellington smelled like shit.

The Mets are the laughing stock of baseball. Mickey Callaway needs to be fired cuz "nice guys finish last". They need a hard-nosed manager like Wally Backman. Listen to one of his inspiring rants from his managerial days in Georgia. WARNING: EXTREMELY X-Rated.

Segment #2 - I just found another "thievery" song. Lady Antelebellum's "Need You Now" sounds WAY too much like Alan Parsons' "Eye In The Sky". Judge for yourself.

"John Wick #3" was overrated, but worth the money if accompanied in Dolby sound. Problem is most people now stay home and figure out ways to steal first run movies while they're still in the theater.

I've always wondered how the dynamics were in other couples' households. Is romance a lost art, and if so, would you ever like to be on the tv show, "Wife Swap" to see how other couples live?

It might not have been my most embarrassing day ever, but it certainly ranks near the top. All I can say is it involves a car and a lawnmower! Listen for details.

There are no bad dogs, there are just bad owners.

Have you tried cannabis oil for pain, and if so, what were the results?

We all pay attention to Mom on Mother's Day. Father's Day, however, is always overlooked. Why?

When you die, or if you're a narcissist like me, do you want to die a slow death to see how many hundreds of people reach out to you in your last days?

Segment #2 - Trump needs to stop tweeting, especially on subjects he knows nothing about (namely, the Kentucky Derby).

Whenever I vacation in Florida, my mood improves because of the sunshine. I meet a lot of people with weird first names. (SMH).

S.U. Week of May 6th - May 12th - Segment 1

Segment #3 - Getting a full night's sleep is so rare that most people would sacrifice to sleep eight hours uninterrupted.

Which will happen first, Alex Trebek dies or James Holzhauer loses?

There's a new dating website only for good looking people. Would you apply?

Segment #2 - It's not fair that Massachusetts and Maine residents get an extra two days to file taxes due to Patriot's Day. I think I'll mail my return two days late just for spite. Even though I'm not a union fan, I would feel uncomfortable crossing Stop & Shop's picket line.

Segment #3 - If you watch the "Action" on Showtime and look carefully, you'll spot James Holzhauer, the latest rage on Jeopardy. The professional gambler has now won over $420,000 in six days! How long can this go on?