Join us this week as we discuss the practicalities of impromptu weapons, a full service bar that puts our reception to shame, and yet another reason not to answer the door when someone knocks.

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Join us this week as we discuss fashion tips for your next game night, surprise strap-on situations, and descriptions of female characters that will make you want to ask this week’s author, “Sir, why exactly do you hate women?”

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Join us this week as we discuss poorly timed stoner humor, even worse tattoo choices, and I beg your pardon, I do what and you call me Mary?

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Join us this week as we discuss what happens when barnyard animals attack, weasels that will cut a bitch, and just how Max feels about spitters.

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Join us this week as we discuss misogyny in the 80s, ridiculously buff daddies in their sixties, and a church service from hell.

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Join us this week as we discuss why colored lights are the only requirement for a horror movie to be a "Christmas" horror movie, what Cole's new funeral goals are, and the last minute shopping guide you never knew you needed!

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Join us this week as we discuss new and interesting ways to hang your Christmas lights, a revisit to Derry County Maine, and how not to process your childhood trauma.

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Join us this week as we spill the tea about zombie dicks, vanilla-scented seances, and a beehive that has nothing to do with Beyonce but will definitely still get you in formation.

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Join us this week as we discuss a cursed film with some real skeletons in it's closet, the wrong place to build a subdivision, and why you should always run a background check on your babysitters.

And for Cole's referenced Turn of the Screw book covers, click here!

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Join us this week as we discuss what happens when re-enactments get weird, dick so good it can heal trauma, and the breastfeeding habits of mole people.

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