There are some small audio issues with this episode!  Please bear with us.

This time on Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries, Brenda gets the podcast's name wrong, not once, but twice, Austin brings Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the table, and we have a lot of terrific turtle talk.  Brenda barely knows what a turtle is.  After being trapped inside for so long, it's so easy to forget.