Secret Opinion

This week the amazing and hilarious Arielle Isaac Norman stops by the show with a new solution that will hopefully make everyone feel comfortable with the completely natural act of feeding one's kid with their own body, Emily's opinion gives birth to a million dollar app idea, and Mark suffers from severe anxiety over pronouncing Arielle's name correctly because he is a true insane person.  

In this lagtastic episode (it's a pandemic, get off our backs!) the amazingly hilarious J. Smitty stops by to talk about mafia movies, Mark thinks phone calls should be illegal, and Emily keeps messing with those dang dogs!  (We love you Smudge).  

The hilariously wonderful Natalie McGill stops by the pod with some pretty damning swimming conspiracy theories from the last worldwide sporting contest (can we get sued if we even say the word Olympics?)  Emily thinks there should be a shake up to the rainbow iconography,  and a new idea for a television show staring Natalie and Emily is born and is about to sweep the nation.  Mark's around too.  

The hilarious comedian Harris Alterman stops by to talk about his distaste for the internet and Mark still won't stop talking about food.  Maybe he should talk to a therapist!  Emily's computer shuts down during the show for the third episode in a row and Mark still won't pay for Zoom pro.  Not because he is a failure in life, it's the principle of the matter.  Get off his back!

Why is this episode so short?  Is it because Mark is too cheap to upgrade Zoom?  That's really none of your business.  What IS your business is that the insanely funny Mary Upchurch is on the pod and has so many secret opinions that it more than makes up for Mark's cheapness.  I mean, makes up for whatever reason the ep is so short.  Also Emily wants those pets to open those wallets and pay their own way!!

Emily and Mark are back after another classic little hiatus, what a bunch of characters they are!  Mark found himself in a lawless land lacking mayonnaise and is now on the warpath.  If 'M' for mayonnaise isn't added to the name BLT who knows what he'll do.  Hilarious stand up comedian and all around joke machine, Shanda Sung stops by to talk about her hatred of ferrets.  Emily tries to steal Mark's identity...again.

Mark is out of the cellar and back in the studio to talk about being a terrible boyfriend at 11 years old, Emily retools the Kentucky Derby, and the absolutely hilarious comedian Dwight Simmons stops by to talk about the fashion sneaker craze.  

Help.  I am trapped in a void.  Maybe by Emily.  Maybe her ghost?  I don't know.  Send cheese.  

This week comedian Nolan Miller joins us to talk about his fear of getting his picture taken, Emily has a bone to pick with her body (get it, 'bone' to pick?), and Mark demands evolution to give him a new set of teeth.  

The very funny David Brooks stops by this episode to talk about his love of the Dave Mathews Band and Mark is incredulous about fudge.  Emily may or may not still be a ghost.  That's for you to decide.