This week the super funny comedian and all around delightful person Katie Hetlage is joining us to let us know that if there aren't captions, she isn't watching.  Emily thinks true crime and sports are the exact same thing.  Also, good news - Emily is out of the ditch.  Bad news - she's a ghost a now.  

This week we have the super funny and talented comedian Zain Zaidi joining us to talk about his plan to ship a certain demographic of white people to his parent's home country of Pakistan.  Mark talks about how not all vampires are fancy and probably have the worst jobs.  Emily is still missing in a ditch.  

This week the amazingly funny Andrew Rudick stops by to talk about his opinion that if you have a baby on board sticker and don't follow the rules of the road, well, that's a life sentence for you, pal and everyone agrees with Emily's opinion that The Chicks, formerly The Dixie Chicks, are punk AF.  

World touring country troubadour and long time friend Austin Lucas stops by to discus Mark's opinion that Taco Bell is the best restaurant ever, like of all the restaurants, his pandemic spent away from his family in Germany, and the color of Fanta around the world!  You can find Austin's music and tour dates at www.austinlucas.com

The amazing stand up comedian Gwen Sunkel stops by to discuss her hatred of socks and Emily wants tampons everywhere!  Also our new third host, Smudge the dog, has some pretty strong opinions about socks as well as squirrels and their mortal enemy, grapes. 

This week we have the hilarious Mitchell Potts on the podcast to discuss the limitations of the five second rule and in Mark's new world utopia the motto is "If it Fits - It's Free!"  

Our pal, the wonderfully funny, Conor Delehanty joins us to let us know his secret opinion that Disney is for the birds and Emily is convinced that Elon Musk has found himself in a Tom Hanks/Big type situation.  Mark tries to change the format and title of the pod to "Secret Relationships". 

On this episode we have our very good friend and hilarious stand up comedian, Jonas Schrodt!   Jonas discusses his plan to get people more interested in dinosaurs and, honestly, it's pretty threatening!  Mark has a very limited knowledge of Harry Potter but no limit to his adamant opinion that he is no wizard.  Emily still thinks Mark is old!

In this episode our very special and very silly guest is the hilarious comedian Joe Bates! Joe thinks Len's 1999 hit song Steal My Sunshine is better than anything Prince ever made and Emily is convinced kangaroos and werewolves are the same thing.  Also Mark slips in a sneaky side secret to let everyone know that he hates bread. 

On this episode Emily discusses her secret opinion that giving everyone a horse will probably save the world somehow and Mark makes everybody, except Emily, mad with his opinion that the best rock band that ever existed is actually not good at all.