Secret Sesh

Well, we did it. A momentous episode here at the Sesh Lab (TM). We've got frogs asking to be princes and we've got royalty asking for cake. I don't know where you're at, but when you're here- you're familia.

The weather. It’s cold. Now we’re talking about the weather. Brrrrrrrr. Ice cold. Gucci mane. He once showed up to an open mic in East Atlanta Village driving an ice cream truck, but I digress-

Pick up those crumbs. I swear to god, if you don't clean up this couch- unbelievable! Get your butt upstairs and wait until your father gets home.

"Nyuk yuk"

-The Three Stooges (one of whom's last name is 'Fine')

Crunch your nuts, eat your cheese.

Let’s get it

You think you know a guy, but then you find out he’s a tractor. What do you do?

More often than not, I find myself asking the big questions like "Where is my squatty potty, goddammit!"

I heard a story from your dad. He is PISSED. You better call your mom, it's her birthday and you're being petulant.

This was a really big joint interrupted my lawn care workers. Twice. Maybe three times.