We have no concept of time, bruh. [Recorded October 2020]

Start cookin' up season three with friend of the show, Sean Power. To begin, knead dough with some anime talk immediately before mixing in some tales of Daniel's zoo visit and a heavy pour of all your favorite bad advice. Top it all off with Sean retelling a telenovela and you have the recipe for Flirting at a Fruitstand.

Are you waiting until quarantine is over to dump your girlfriend, or considering turning to a life of crime out of sheer boredom? With guest Justin Treestump Tierno we discuss these questions, weird DARE, GREAT, and Sex Ed Classes, how we miss being a kid, and how to fake your own death in a car accident.

Our Resident Catfisher weighs in on blackmailing your bestie for having the AUDACITY to date the guy you like, while the rest of us fight the urge to fight family on Facebook, talk about Shrek Weddings, sex addiction, and starting a cult.

Is wearing masks a turn on? The Quarantinecast continues with talk of dirty selfies, losing your virginity to a future Trumper, stopping relationships with a racist, compulsive self love, porno brain, thicc Predators, and the logistics struggles of being naked at home.

It's the Quarantinecast part two with special guest Sean Power! We spill the beans on Mystery Ramen, Pre-Post Marital Sex, the Son of Karen, BBWs, losing weight, having conversations with yourself, being pregnant but saying no to marriage, and editing smut for food.

Theme by Rockyowitz

Social distance by staying 1 Hunter Davenport apart! From quarantine to online dating woes or moving on from trash people, we're here to advise and judge you the best we can.

Recorded March 29 2020

Get the latest from our ill advised hosts and guest Thomas Rakowitz! We speak on Animorphs, music, commissions, the cost/benefit analysis of marriage, how to be social, lying when bored, and how Daniel killed love.

Theme Song by Rockywitz, Thomas Rakowitz

Joined by Aussie friend Jarred, the hosts discuss tipping culture, America's lack of tuna, catfishing, Hitler, lung collapses during the deed, lazy lays, ghosts haunting your privates, dating as a bi male, dating musicians, and traumatizing your future children.

From a breeze on your bits to a backpack full of sins, Secret Sessions Podcast is here to share your confessions and give you advice. Improper flirtations? Check. Manipulative dudes? Check. Not washing quite enough? Our judging hats are on and ready.

Welcome back to Secret Sessions Podcast, where Ariel doesn't know her number order and Daniel gives out our passwords. We talk about how the United States education system is bull honky, how to fight as an adult, being a fake celebrity on dates, hanging out with friends after they become a couple, and screwing up your friendship.