What happens when you stop drinking? You can spend your money on more important things like Tenga eggs and anime. We talk about having multiple mistresses, humiliation kinks, vore, sex toys, and the logistics of having a swimming pool filled with pee.

Want to share your secrets? Need advice? Our hosts our here for you! From being too drunk to understand your break up, Sword Art Online, wanting a baby for all the wrong reasons, being afraid to trust, to weddings and European Butt Syndrome, we're here for you when no one else is.

Spivey and Daniel are back from MAGFest and ready to talk about how to not pick up girls at con and how to teach a weeb to make cup noodles. Daniel becomes traumatized by us explaining the ins and outs of butt sex. Meanwhile, someone out there plays with their boogers, a lady is in love but doesn't want to be married anymore, someone gets poopy in Target, and more!

Happy holidays from Secret Sessions! The hosts and a special guest discuss your confessions about first dates, video games, butt stuff, stalkers, pets, and hating parenthood.

Remember, don't punch someone unless it's in a ring.

In the latest episode of Secret Sessions, our hosts talk about gaslighting , wanting to be a hoe, need of porn stars, being naked, the burrito blanket conspiracy, the lychee and dog eating festival, wanting a penis of your own, diva cups, dick hats, Freud, and BabyMetal.

Recorded October 7,2018.

From incel theories to working too much and smelling taint...These are your confessions.

Go to therapy to become a Jedi! Or just listen to our podcast. From anime to hookups to addiction and hedgehogs, there's something for everyone!

Tinder, Lolitas, blocking friends, Scientology, Neopets and more! Join Ariel, Daniel, Spivey, and Hunter down the rabbithole of your confessions!

Daniel, Ariel, and Justin return with a special guest in tow all the way from Melbourne: Jarred Paola.

We talk about falling in love too easily, an invasion of privacy between lovers, fear of schizophrenia, baby mama vs girlfriend drama, raisins, Australian porn stars, and bukkake.

We return this month a debate over the best meal to date to, figuring out when women flirt with you, being in love with someone who is engaged, and how to get your wife to watch your sex tape with you.