The girls are reunited IRL (only the second time ever!) and naturally, the chaos level is off the charts. Fresh off a movie night screening of He’s Just Not That Into You, Dalany and Payton dive into the world of dating apps (specifically Hinge) and apply Alex’s “if he wanted to, he would” wisdom to their own love lives. But we plan to be the someone's exception and not the rule.

From swiping through likes to calling out their biggest red and green flags, this episode is equal parts unhinged laughter, brutal honesty, and way too much oversharing.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact dating apps are basically a horror-comedy and we keep logging back in anyway.

Swipe, sip, and spiral with us in the Elephant Room.

This week in the Elephant Room, we’re embracing chaos as a lifestyle. Dalany’s celebrating her first-ever brand new car, Payton’s finally scoring some job interviews, and both of us are having way too many feelings about… dermatologists?

Somewhere between the scary skincare stories and a heated debate over the best place to buy moving boxes (spoiler: Payton could have gotten them for free the whole time), we manage to unpack the exhausting reality of Payton’s upcoming move to Washington.

So instead of sitting at our desks, we spend this episode doing some much-needed “floor time enrichment” because sometimes, the only cure for life’s chaos is lying flat and talking it out.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact that adulthood is just running errands and arguing over cardboard.

The chaos is unfiltered, the tangents are endless, and the elephant in the room is… well, everything.

Lay down, grab a snack, and come embrace the mess with us in the Elephant Room.

Grab your crystals and your cauldron, it’s getting witchy in the Elephant Room. This week, we dive into our intuitive girl era: Dalany’s in love with citrine (and not afraid to say it), Payton’s pulling cards, and we both fully believe our birth charts explain everything.

We talk angel numbers, bizarrely accurate dreams, winter solstice rituals, and the wildest readings we’ve ever gotten the good, the spooky, and the downright unhinged. We also call out the ✨witchy red flags✨ (yes, TikTok tarot girlies, we’re talking to you).

And to close things out, Payton gives us a reading on the future of the podcast, let’s just say, we’re manifesting magic.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact we’re too powerful to ignore the signs.

Stir your witches’ brew, charge your crystals, and come conjure some chaos in the Elephant Room.

Honestly? We don’t even know. This week’s episode is brought to you by Dr. Pepper, existential dread, and a whole lot of unhinged energy. Dalany’s fresh off a wedding weekend that ended with her car literally blowing up, and Payton just returned to Iowa with a newfound love for Washington (and a very real hatred for Midwestern coffee). Somehow amidst the chaos, we catch each other up on our latest obsessions, unravel a few love-life epiphanies, and question all of our life choices, but, like, in a fun way.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s everything. Absolutely everything.

The chaos is unfiltered, the tangents are endless, and the elephant in the room is… well, everything.

Crack open a Dr. Pepper, scream into the void, and come spiral with us in the Elephant Room.

This week, we’re romanticizing the hell out of our summer. Dalany and Payton are making it a mission to ditch the FOMO, embrace independence, and fill the season with solo adventures. We create a ridiculous point system (because obviously everything’s more fun when it’s a game) and come up with a list of fun, feel-good activities to do on our own.

From spontaneous solo coffee runs to main character movie nights, we’re reclaiming our alone time and finding out why doing things by yourself is actually kind of iconic.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fear of doing things alone… and we’re kicking it to the curb.

Grab your sunnies, pick your side quest, and come plot your hot girl summer in the Elephant Room.

Let’s be real... if it weren’t for rom-coms, we’d have no hope left for love. In this episode, we dive headfirst into our favorite genre of all time: romantic comedies. We rank our top five go-to comfort movies, crown our ultimate rom-com kings, and debate the tropes we’d die for (and the ones we could happily set on fire).

To top it all off, we write completely unhinged rom-com plots for each other, questionable meet-cutes, dramatic misunderstandings, and all.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact we’re hopeless romantics in a dating pool that feels like a crime scene.

Cue the grand romantic gesture and come fall in love with us in the Elephant Room.

This week, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — literally. Recorded from the parking lot of our favorite high school hangout (slushies in hand, obviously), we swap stories about boys, friends, awkward moments, and all the drama we swore would ruin our lives… but honestly? It wasn’t that deep.

We’re also joined by our first-ever guest, our high school partner-in-chaos, Tiya! Together, we unpack what we learned, what we wish we’d done differently, and why teenage us would either be proud or horrified.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact high school felt like the end of the world — but wasn’t.

Grab a slushie, roll your windows down, and come hang in the Elephant Room.

We’re back, baby — and it’s time to catch you up on everything. In this episode, we spill the tea on where we’ve been these past few months: work chaos, love life updates, hobby deep dives, and the random stories we probably shouldn’t tell but definitely will.

To make it extra fun (and maybe a little messy), we turned our catch-up into a drinking game. So pop the champagne, grab your favorite drink, and get ready for an episode that’s part reunion, part chaos, and all good vibes.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the fact we ghosted you… but with love.

The chaos is unfiltered, the tangents are endless, and the elephant in the room is… well, everything.

Hi, our names are Dalany and Payton… and we’re workaholics. In this episode, we get real about our borderline toxic relationships with our jobs, what we secretly love about the hustle, and the parts that seriously drain us. We unpack the guilt around slowing down, the impossible quest for “balance,” and why giving yourself permission to do absolutely nothing is a radical act.

We also take a Workaholics Anonymous quiz (spoiler: it told us what we already knew) and end with a chaotic BuzzFeed quiz to figure out how we should be relaxing. Will we actually take the advice? Eh… maybe.

✨ What’s the elephant in the room this week? It’s the burnout you keep pretending isn’t there.

Pour a glass, take a breath, and come confess with us in the Elephant Room.