This episode of X-Men: The Animated Series makes no sense, to the point where most of the recap section of this episode is Maddy and Ryan just debating what literally happened in each of the scenes they have to summarize. "Secrets, Not Long Buried" features Cyclops going to a secret mutant town in the middle of the desert and getting fucked by a bunch of cowboys, but somehow, it also manages to be boring. And confusing. Too bad!

X-Men Spotlight: Solarr, a.k.a. Silas King, a.k.a. Bill Braddock, a.k.a. Who Cares

Theory Ages (via Todd) gives a shout-out to this article by Nico Deyo: https://kotaku.com/how-an-overwatch-skin-left-some-of-d-vas-biggest-fans-f-1840880191

Next week's episode: "Xavier Remembers"

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