"A man gave me...a massage."

It's the start of a new season on Seincast with our discussion of the first episode from season three, "The Note!" And like the show trying out a new opening theme (heeeeeey), we tried new recording software and our voices sound terrible. Apologies for the audio quality this time, we'll be back to normal next week.

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"Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple."

We're talking a little this, that, and the other with our discussion of the thirteenth and final episode from season two, "The Deal"!

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"I like sports. I could do something in sports."

Infidelity. Suicide. Property damage. Drugs. Revenge. It's a barrel of laughs this week with our discussion of the twelfth episode from season two, "The Revenge"!

By the way, we went a little longer than usual, partly because we recorded until 2am. If we seem more loopy than usual, apologies...or you're welcome!

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"I told him I didn't take his Chuckle! I don't eat that gooey crap!"

First things first: stop using hot water, get off dairy, and, we can't stress this enough...make sure you were born in August. Once that's taken care of, stretch out on your favorite floor pillows and prepare for some serious healing with our discussion of the eleventh episode from season two, "The Heart Attack."

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"Just keep making love to that wall, pervert."

Not only are we talking about the tenth episode from season two, "The Statue", but also debating whether "Mulaney" is worth your time, what constitutes a big coincidence, and whether Ray looks like Ted Mosby or porn star James Deen (or neither). Maybe a round of Inka-dink would have been simpler.

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"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."

We're talking nothing but legumes this week! Now, before you call us out on our mistakes (trust us, there's a lot of them), the episode under discussion was produced early in 1991, but got shelved until season three. We still consider it part of the season two family, so let's open our hearts and welcome back the ninth episode, "The Stranded"!

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"Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me."

You're all winners!!!...for downloading our discussion of the eighth episode from season two, "The Apartment". We were very excited to discuss the first episode written by Seinfeld legend Peter Mehlman. So what are you waiting for? Lend...no, give us $5000 and get listening!

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"I can't drink coffee late at night. It keeps me up."

Put on your favorite pair of Dockers and spread out under the lemon tree because we've got a lot to cover in our discussion of the seventh episode from season two, "The Phone Message"! We're also covering the lost Seinfeld episode, which you might have heard about before: "The Bet". What was the episode about? Why was it scrapped after the read-through? How exactly do you solve a problem like Maria? All of these questions shall be answered!

Except for the last one.

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"Seinfeld...four!"

We've got oh, five...ten...make that over 100 minutes discussing (in *excruciating* detail) the sixth episode of season two, "The Chinese Restaurant"! We just bought new mics, and while the audio quality has gotten better, there are still some small issues to fix for next week. As always though, thank you for your continued patience and support as the two knuckleheads get with the times.

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"Master of the house, doling out the charm...ready with a handshake and an open palm..."

When you're done in the bat'room, pour your favorite drink with lots of ice...you're gonna need it as we discuss the fifth episode of the second season, "The Jacket"! For those new to the podcast, we're following the episode order on the DVDs (aka production order), NOT by airdate. If you don't own "Seinfeld" on DVD, check out these great deals at the Seinfeld Store and Amazon!

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