Did the BBC truly lose its festive magic, or have our tastes just changed over the years? Join us as we embark on a merry journey through the annals of Christmas Day television, contrasting the bountiful lineup of 1994 with what 2024 has in store. With trusty guides like the Radio Times and TV Times, we nostalgically reminisce about Noddy and the iconic Take That concert while humorously critiquing the ever-present royal speeches. 

In a whimsical twist, we explore a theory that suggests the Jetsons and the Flintstones might coexist in a post-apocalyptic realm, where humans are divided into sky and ground dwellers. This leads us to a lively debate over the merits of family-friendly animations versus classic Fred Astaire films, while pondering the significance of Christmas morning service broadcasts. With amusing anecdotes, we reflect on how holiday programming has evolved, touching on beloved shows like Keeping Up Appearances and EastEnders.

The episode wouldn’t be complete without a hearty laugh at the expense of some soap opera plotlines and a debate over the worth of the TV license fee. From the timeless charm of Morecambe and Wise to the modern offerings of Gavin and Stacey, we share our festive viewing habits and preferences. Wrapping up with a cheeky Christmas message attempt in the style of Chris Eubank, we take a moment to wish our listeners a Merry Christmas and encourage them to join in the holiday spirit on social media.

And what better way to close the Christmas day episode than with a message from Major Charles? 

Merry Christmas!