Series Finale

The boys discuss a Stephen King classic, The Mist. Jack opens up about his sexual history with Spike TV. Zach tries to talk about conservatism and gets roasted. John Paul brings up some kinky stuff as they ponder whether or not they have the stuff to thrive as mall managers like Paul Bart or Paul Blatt his Jamaican alter ego.

The boys talk about the Netflix show Friends from College starring Keegan-Michael Key. They wonder if Key's parents were swingers, John Paul reminisces on his days of attending Morehouse College, and Jack opens up about his struggles with pronouncing names other than Muhammad. The boys talk about how to properly visit Paris, France now that it is a majority Muslim country.

The boys discuss the MMA flop Kingdom. The boys compare and contrast the black excellence of Jon Jones to the white mediocrity of Matt Hughes and wonder why he got hit by a train. Jack comes out as a foot fetish guy. The boys shout out Matt Beltran and congratulate his parents on 49 years of marriage. They sweat it out in a steamy sauna role play and condemn Nick Jonas's corporatization of queerness.

The boys talk about the salacious football drama, Playmakers. JPR proposes that Asian Indians replace Native Americans as sports mascots, Jack defends O.J. Simpson, and Zach calls the NFL powerless and double dog dares them to challenge him. The boys ponder why the NRA has not made Plaxico Burress aka Snaxico their official spokesman.

Is anyone on the Real Housewives of Miami actually a housewife? Are Jewish lesbians more likely to visit sperm banks? The boys answer these questions and more and discuss wet chino contests, single moms selling hydroxicut, and Mike Tyson's past career as a speech coach.

The boys imagine a world where they are mayors of local cities. They discuss the career of famous POC actor Kelsey Grammer. John Paul yearns to do heroin and Mike Tyson beats Stan Lee's ass.

The boys talk about sex icon and serial killer Andrew Cunanan and the final episode of American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace. They talk about funeral etiquette, their own careers as assassins. John Paul laments not being F.B.I - full blooded Italian, and James Buchanan has a controversial past time.

The boys discuss a Norwegian psychological thriller, Fortitude. Jack discusses his ideal horror movie, Zach condemns kink, and JPR is the only one who watched the right episode. They discuss the fat man in front of a train problem, learn about Randy Quaid's anatomy, and attack the shameful Hollywood elites.

The boys discuss Latinx culture and Jane the Virgin. Is Jane the same age as her mom? Was dunking one of the Marian miracles? They also chat about a loud screaming Polish lady afraid of tornadoes on a Megabus and whether or not Jesus would be a bad houseguest.

The boys reflect on drunken Matt Roloff and sexy Kate Gosselin. John Paul calls the separation of Anna and Honey Boo Boo the saddest thing on this podcast and predicts she will be a star. The boys talk about different American dialects and Zach perfects his Mama June impression.