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Welcome back, crawler. This week, Carl gets a magical pedicure, Princess Donut becomes a necromancer, and the pair dismantles an unvaccinated moonshine MLM.

And we're back. In this episode, Carl and Donut battle a gym-bro lizard, turn a giant rolling meatball into the world's grossest piñata, and discover that Princess Donut was born for television!

Welcome back, crawler: In this episode, Carl and Princess Donut hit up a dungeon McDonald's, commit cockroach crimes, and accidentally discover the saddest boss fight ever.

Welcome to the Dungeon, Crawler. In this episode, Earth gets repossessed by aliens, we flee a goblin murder dozer, and learn that Princess Donut has some opinions.

Join us for the finale of Realm Breaker, where our squad finally hits the seven-person minimum requirement, Valtik remains everyone's favorite cryptic horse-loving witch, and Queen Erida and her creepy, blood-smeared husband open portals.

Ashley and Jessica return with Realm Breaker Part 2. In this episode, everyone is stressed, nobody knows how to pronounce anything, and "What Waits" is apparently doing exactly one thing: waiting.

We're kicking off a new series. In this episode, we've got it all: spindles, corpse monsters, and approximately 900 names that sound like they were pulled from a haunted Scrabble bag. It's Realm Breaker: Part 1 - where the realm is in danger, the names are hostile, and the recap is doing its best.

Time to wrap up The Maze Runner. In this episode, Thomas gets stung on purpose, Albie confesses, and Newt gives a deeply British pep talk. Jessica and Ashley cope the only way they know how: with Care Bears, Spice Girls, and repeated concern about how moist everything is.

Let's continue along in the Maze. In this episode, the Glade is falling apart, something happens to the maps, and Jessica and Ashley discuss whether the Grievers just need inhalers.

Them Grievers be hunting. In this episode, Thomas faces banishment-level rule-breaking, and we have mystery girl updates!!