*Content Warning: From 34:08 - 44:43 there is a discussion of sexual harassment.*

The crew begins on Homestuck Act Six Act Five: Of Gods and Tricksters, and the gang gets reacquainted with the alpha kids. We discuss Homestuck's straightest gay relationship, questioning why anyone would like Jake English, make our way through the worst conversation in Homestuck, ask "what if aliens made tumblr?" and craft a poll live on air.

This episode covers pages 5512 - 5571 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck web browser

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In this episode of Serious Business, Ari forays into being a Gamzee apologist. We discuss the nature of stories, the meta aspects of things, and everyone's favorite Denizen, Yaldabaoth.

This episode covers pages 5440 - 5511 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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The gang somehow gets sidetracked minimally as we talk about Act Six Act Four. That said, we still manage to mention LoadingReadyRun, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting about as I type this description.

This episode covers pages 5439 & 5439 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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In this episode of Serious Business, we talk about the final three irrelevant trolls introduced to Homestuck, talk about our experiences with alcohol, and say some normal Homestuck sentences.

This episode covers pages 5398 - 5437 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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In our return from unannounced hiatus, Serious Business discusses Cronus Ampora, Mituna Captor, Meulin Leijon, and Kurloz Makara. Latchula jokes continue. Bastian makes Sam spit root beer all over themself. John does a good fight before learning it doesn’t matter. Disability only exists in Homesick because of violence.

This episode covers pages 5308 - 5397 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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We start on Act 6 Intermission 3, and Ari finally sees themself represented in Homestuck. Meenah forms a vanguard party. John throws a tantrum.

This episode covers pages 5263 - 5307 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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The gang finishes out Act 6 Act 3. Sam mispronounces things. Ari reminds you to always kiss the besties. Bastian teaches some medical history. Oh, you wanted to know what happens in this chunk of the story? Dirk has to be a big wet blanket and save everyone. Jake has his first kiss. Caliborn makes his presence known.

This episode covers pages 5203 - 5262 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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"The problem with Homestuck is you don't know how much you should be thinking about something, because the story will either call you an idiot for thinking about it, or say you should have been thinking about it the whole time"

In our first ever episode recorded in-person, we discuss setup for the end of the act. UU's whole deal is revealed. Sam critiques the meat/candy storytelling theory. Ari thinks the bunny might be in a box. Bastian creates a space for gay priests to meet each other. We also solve the mystery of tumut.

This episode covers pages 5085 - 5203 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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Things start to accelerate towards the end of this act, as the characters of Homestuck have a discussion about storytelling. uu defeats UU. Everyone shows up on Derse. Ari calls a reveal, and goes on a predicted Columbo tangent. Sam gets excited about a chess game. Bastian explains Abraxus.

This episode covers pages 4983-5084 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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Happy 4/13! In our two year anniversary episode, we delve into softcore porn, and share our favorite bits that haven't made it into episodes. Ari realizes Homestuck is the original Riverdale. Sam has a hard time keeping himself from saying a name. We learn more about the UUs' deal, and Dirk throws his hat in the ring for author of Homestuck.

This episode covers pages 4932 - 4982 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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