This week, we discuss the horrible future that awaits all humans once the oceans flood and entertainers become powerful fascist demagogues in the future. Also we talk about Homestuck. Jake dreams. Dirk comes out. Jack Noir is here too, and did he stab some people? Sure did. Aranea talks.

This episode covers pages 4841 - 4931 of Andrew Hussies's Homestuck, which is best read at the Unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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The gang talks about the point and click nature of the opening of A6A3. Sam takes Vis Media to court, and the salamander voice returns. Bastian creates the Serious Business drinking game. Also: god tier Gamzee is just Tingle from the Legend of Zelda, Roxy needs to get her priorities in order, and we share some book recommendations!

This episode covers pages 4820 - 4840 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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In this week's episode of Serious Business, The gang discusses the Ghostbusters II MMORPG. Also, Andrew Hussie dies, Terezi goes to therapy, and we get some more information on the other trolls. Also Ari talks about Peter Pan 'cause... come on.

This episode covers pages 4728 - 4816 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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The gang discusses Homestuck evangelism, Sam takes us on a tour of the rest of the story, we discuss Dirk's opinions on Centaurworld, and Ari gets confused about Dirk climbing up stairs. Also, a cat funeral is held, we discuss the metatextual significance of undyingumbridge, whose u's are small, and Jane enters.

This episode covers pages 4595 - 4666 of Homestuck, which is best read at the Unnoficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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It smells like teen drama in here. Dirk Strider begins his journey of the splintered soul. Also UU is here to talk about the story to the characters, A mysterious, non-Vriska spidertroll appears, and the Jakestakes kick into full gear, resulting in the most secondhand embarrassment conversation in Homestuck.

This episode covers pages 4517 - 4594 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck web archive.

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In the first Serious Business episode of 2023, we meet Roxy Lalonde properly! This girl is into cats, cloning, and a true haxxor. Also there's some stuff dealing with High School romance, how Dirk and Roxy are trans, and the names of our midwest emo bands.

Gonna be honest, this episode went some personal places I didn't expect. Happy with how it turned out though!

This episode covers pages 4420 - 4516 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck web archive.

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In which we finish the first intermission of Act Six. Gosh, it's nice to see these kids again. Sam struggles to say Frustracean. Nick Cage reveals his plan. Karkat has a mental breakdown, and Infinity Mechanism is such a damn good song.

This episode covers pages 4346 - 4419 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

In this episode, covering the most boring part of Homestuck yet, the group talks about The Mountain Goats, Barenaked Ladies, and Sandman. Also we do talk a bit about Homestuck. Hussiebot appears. A three year journey begins, and is it even possible to trust the audience to realize a payoff if the story doesn't call attention to it?

This episode covers pages 4286 - 4345 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web archive.

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The gang finishes A6A1, stop caring about the boner cage, and talk about our frustrations with this part of Homestuck. Also discussed, Ari's con experience will never be the same, A short Serious Serious Business Business, Dad's strap games, the comic/RPG DIE, and the roles of skeptics and overly trusting characters in stories.

This episode covers pages 4208 - 4285 of Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive. 

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