After a bit of a break, the group starts into Act Six Act One. Everything's the same and slightly different. We meet Jane Crocker and Jake English, and a new troll appears. As we choose our own adventure through this section, Ari mispronounces Ophiuchous, Bastian develops a new cosmology, and Sam mispronounces the screen name of every single alpha kid. Jane is the least valid character in Homestuck. Jake is Colombo. 

This episode covers pages 4113 - 4207 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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On this, the 11th anniversary of the day Homestuck broke the internet, we look back on the very flash that did that - [S] Cascade. Plots converge and characters die as the critical moment arrives. We also discuss Intermission 2: The Man in the Cairo Overcoat, and talk about the differences between Doc Scratch and Lord English.

This episode covers pages 4109-4112 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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Welcome back to Homestuck, now with 100% more Catholicism. In the second part of today's episode, the hosts discuss ancient Alternian fashion, a reason Homestuck was AWFUL at cons, and we continue to look for a sponsor.

This portion of the episode covers roughly pages 4032 - 4108 of Act Five Act Two of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck web archive.

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In the first part of today's upload, our hosts talk about the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum heist, and Betty Crocker looms large on the horizon. As they untangle the myriad of plot lines, they discuss which troll is most likely to join the Addams Family, and the worst rap-off in the history of paradox space.

This portion of the episode covers roughly pages 3874 - 4032 of Act Five Act Two of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck web archive.

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In which our hosts visit Doc Scratch's apartment. We discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, the death of Homestuck's queen, Vriska, and our opinions of John Egbert's favorite film. Also covered: God Tier Ressurection, storytelling medium changes, multiple plot threads going on at once, and if the Doc Scratch insert is worse than the Hussie inserts.

This episode covers pages 3763 - 3873 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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As we near the end of Act 5, this section explores grief in different ways. John gets the Tumor, and finds out that Jade's pen pal is, in fact, Colombo. A seer descends. A seer ascends. Everyone beholds the glory of Zillyhoo. We reach the end of the Homestuck books, and Sam attempts to get a sponsor.

This episode covers pages 3659 - 3762 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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As Murderstuck comes to the kid's session, we examine the events surrounding Scratch's creation and finally see Rose's conversation with Doc Scratch. Bastian says his piece on vehicular manslaughter, Ari speculates about the the nature of Lord English, and Sam makes a bold claim regarding the existence of lies of omission in storytelling. Also discussed: Conditional Immortality, whether or not Dave Strider would be a good uncle, and the nature of Grimdark-ness.

This episode covers pages 3546 - 3658 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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Murderstuck progresses on the meteor, and your hosts love to see a goth girl winning. We get a tutorial on Dream Bubbles and Sam has an ephiphany about Tavros's character arc. Also discussed: Vriscourse, how nice Davekat shipping is, an actual good tutorial on dream bubbles, and Gamzee as a figure of white fear.

This episode covers pages 3438 - 3545 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive.

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Our hosts progress into Murderstuck, from Feferi's lapses in judgement to CSI Terezi. We try to remember not to turn our back on the body. Also discussed, How cool our dads are, the importance of frogs, and murder clowns!

This episode covers pages 3301 - 3437 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck Web Archive. 

Content Warning: This episode contains mentions and discussions of clowns. If that's a problem for you, maybe sit this one out.

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The episode you've all been waiting for. A clock counts down, the most important character in Homestuck revealed. Hussie nearly breaks the fourth wall. Megalovania plays, and Tavros takes charge. Also discussed: Jade's role in the surveillance state, and whether or not Homestuck really is just furry bullshit.

This  episode covers pages 3178 - 3300 of Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, which is best read at the unofficial Homestuck web archive.

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