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Let’s play a game… a love game! The dynamic duo discuss the start of YouTube meme culture, first cellphones, early 2000’s tech, documenting memories, NPCs in real life, the Writers Strike, LA construction, and much more! Ian pitches his movie idea to A24 about an influencer who has an internet boyfriend. Melissa addresses the podcast’s HUGE audience with a little wink and a blink ;). There’s a lot of construction next door during the episode so everyone please bear with the background noise. Nom Nom Hungry Hungry insert joke about restaurants that relates to podcasting here.

The Gay Bozos are back at it with a new episode! Our two favorites talk about everything from entertaining the public, tips for straight men, running out of things to say, COVID, germs on public transit, St. Patrick’s Day in Chicago, Queen! (Smart Bar), Qu33r-bating, and more!! Melissa tells the story of learning to perform and making people cry during her first show. Ian discusses his experience learning how to “be cool” and gain self- confidence. Melissa calls Ian a petri dish and he is NOT. HAVING. IT. Your stomach says *grumble grumble* and wonders “Where’s the food?!”. Melissa and Ian kiss you on the cheek and hand you a plate of wings. Enjoy > ; )

It’s the Barbie movie recap episode! The duo discuss the good, the bad, and the UGLY of the new Barbie movie. Our cuties also discuss BenShapiro, the Women’s World Cup, gay marriage, sexism in America, acting“gay”, and much more! Melissa is secretly the director of Oppenheimer but just hasn’t told anybody yet. Ian lost his car keys yesterday and is still looking for them. Get in the window and help us run food because we’re Serving!

Hi girlie! Do you wanna be a boss babe and earn all your own money? Well this is the podcast for you! The two gay people on this show discuss ALLt he topics. From crime, the citizen app, Chicago’s worst winter, restaurant hosts, celebrity etiquette, and much more! Melissa discusses her insanely thick and beautiful hair. Ian recalls his time raising farm animals in Indiana.There’s plenty to go around, so everyone grab a plate because we’re Serving!

Alright everybody it’s time to WAKE UP! Our fearless duo are back at it again whipping up another podcast for their hungry listeners. From topics such as how many years is vintage, motivational influencers, AAA, theBritney Spears slap, and much more! Melissa details the challenges with being left handed. Ian can’t stop talking about ‘The Idol’ even though it’s terrible. Everyone say happy birthday to Melissa and give her a kiss on the head. Bring out the clam juice!

Guess who… it's the lesbians!! Pride month is over which means it's illegal to be gay again. Ian and Melissa are reeling from pride month festivities so there's feral energy in the air. The gang discuss lesbian parties, queefing on demand, Bridesmaids, catamarans, and more! The lesbians are heading out onto the open ocean for Melissa’s birthday. Ian is back fromIndiana with Mountain Dew mouth. Who is the Journal Lesbian? Tune in to find out! Tummies are rumblin’ and its time to eat, let's start Serving!

After another long break the crew discusses another break…. Ian’s jaw!!This episode will make you laugh, make you cry, and give you a serious case of indigestion. The duo discuss Ian’s bike accident and the importance of being grateful for every day. Melissa discusses the gift of gab and its importance for the podcast. Taylor swift has taken over the world. Did you guys know The Killers are a Christian rock band?Don’t forget to stop and smell the flowers!!

We’re back at it! Our dynamic duo haven’t seen each other in weeks and cover all their bases. From summer fitness journeys, to Chicago hangover food. The kids dish on demanding work schedules and taking breaks from serving. This episode has the Trunchible Halloween story so you can’t miss it! Dig in y’all

Producer Elmer has a juicy booty…. let’s talk about it! The duo discuss dental drama and they’ve got a bone to pick with Buffalo Wild Wings(Literally). Ian talks about his crazy Karen story including the power of negative Yelp reviews. Melissa tells her story about a CRAZY kitchen mixup in addition to skin-walker conspiracies. Ian’s getting a new diamond tooth so now he says “New tooth who dis”. #Diva

Have you guys done a cartwheel since you were 9? Lets talk about it!! We cover Lana Del Rey, celebrity culture, ruthless cafe experiences, and more. Melissa and Ian discuss their loose grip on the abstract concept of time and investigate why every restaurant is haunted. Melissa discusses the daily push notifications she receives about violent activities in K-Town. Ian confesses his love of lesbians (FINALLY). That’s Just the Magic of Hollywood, Baby!