Clint and Cory discuss the fictional timeline of the Star Trek universe. From Mark Twain meeting Data, to the Eugenics Wars, to Irish Unification, Clint and Cory dig into the historical data banks.

On this Captain's Log Clint and Emily tackle the metaphysical problem of the transporter! Is the person that walking into the transporter on a space ship the same person that rematerializes on the surface of a planet? Or does the transporter just kill you and create a copy on the other end? Is the transporter just a murderporter?

As the SPTS crew complains about an abusive relationship between a Star Fleet historian and a 200-year-old tyrant, Kirk tries to wrestle back control of his beloved Enterprise from the genetic ubermensch, Khan Noonien Singh. KKKKHHHANANANN!!!!

The enterprise discovers a a strange malady causing math psychopathy. They most stop it, but is it more than just a virus?

While traveling through time disruptions, Bones suffers a medical accident causing him to jump through time. It's up to the Enterprise to find him and set things, and time, right again.

In this terrible episode of Star Trek, Kirk and crew meet a pilot who has been stranded on a deserted planet. They discover that the man (Lazarus) is responsible for the spatial phenomenon which threatens to destroy the entire universe. The first listener to watch the episode and explain to us what's going on will get a free SPTS 'Mama Meatloaf!' t-shirt.

Kirk and crew discover a planet of pacifists about to be attacked by Klingons. Will they be able to help the humble folk? Or is there more to them than meets the eye?

(Devil In The Dark, TOS, S01 E25)

As Kirk is out for monster blood and Spock is out for science at a mining colony, Clint and Cory wonder what it would be like if this Devil in the Dark joined the federation.

Emily seeks to restore the honor of the Klingons and the Bat'leth after Clint's expertly argued take down of the weapon in the last Captain's Log episode: Bad'leth.

(This Side of Paradise, TOS, S01 E25)

As Kirk and crew are assaulted by mind-altering spores, Cory, Clint and Emily question the captain's moral high ground.