(The Squire of Gothos, TOS, S01 E18)

As the Enterprise crew is held hostage by a child-god Francophile, Clint and Emily discuss the meritts of murder. Meanwhile, Cory is frustrated by the lack of trivia questions in this episode.

(The Galileo Seven, TOS, S01 E17)

As Kirk and crew search for Spock, Bones, Scotty and four other characters who may or may not die, Emily (wrong) and Clint (right) argue about logic vs emotions, and how to get ahold of your starship during an emergency.

Are the Borg scary anymore? In this episode of the Captain's Log, Clint and Cory discuss the history of the Borg and whether they have become stale as viewers have seen them more and more. They also have a few ideas on how to make the Borg more exciting.

(Shore Leave, TOS, S01 E16)

How do humans stack up against other species in the galaxy? We don't answer that question, but we talk about it. Then, Kirk and the crew visit a planet that makes whatever's on their mind.

Oh, and Shat Chat is back!

As the Enterprise crew meets Romulans for the first time, we Morn the death of Tomlinson, play battleship and and argue about war politics. Boo space racism!!

We must have run into some kind of temporal anomaly! It's the first Captain's Log we ever recorded. Cory and Clint have come up with their own pitches for new Star Trek shows. Are they good? You decide, but probably not.

We get our Hamlet on (or Macbeth) as Kirk flirts with a 19-year-old girl to find a mass murderer. Also check out our new segment: Shat Chat!

(The Menagerie Part 1 & 2, TOS, S01 E12 & 13)

It's a déjà vu double-stuffed episode. This Original Series two-parter retells the story of "The Cage," the (at the time) unaired, first pilot, which we already reviewed for our first podcast. Though the footage might be recycled, our jokes are brand new... ok, a few of the jokes are recycled too.

On this episode of Captain's Log, Cory and Clint compete to design the ultimate bridge crew. Cory introduces some desperately needed bridge positions while Clint cheats his way through the challenge and designs a totally illegal crew. Join them as they polish up their resume for an inevitable series offer from Paramount.

(The Corbomite Maneuver, TOS, S01 E11)

As Kirk bluffs an alien with a superior ship, the SPTS crew yawns at an episode that is mostly just talking. Who wants to listen to a bunch of people just talk... oh wait, never mind, this episode is great!