This week a lesbian ponders what it is like to fuck men and women respond with full force.  Apparently, women are out there getting fucked by a bunch of soggy fries. This is an American Whoreor Story if we ever have seen one. We get right down and dirty as to just how unsatisfied women are in bed and how this is one of the reasons Joy started Sex and Waffles. There will definitely be a Part 2. 

Host: @mashosannajoy

Show: @therealsexandwaffles

Music: @vaudevillerevival

Cardi B just released her new single WAP and Joy wasted no time recording her reaction to WAP. Discussing the song and also informing men that that's how it should be, Joy dissects the song and gives listeners the intel on why this song is so important. This is just what 2020 needed. 

Joy dives into her new life of having morning sex and why she used to hate morning sex. She then decides to share with the listener about the times she has watched tentacle porn and hentai to make other people feel better about the porn they watch. 

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Host: @mashosannajoy

Music: @vaudevillerevival 

Foreplay is basically a foreign language to men. Who is foreplay? What is foreplay? Where is foreplay? Joy dives into different things to do for foreplay, but mentions that women just really want to be fed and bred. Food is the best foreplay and women want you to take their trash out. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

IG: @therealsexandwaffles

Music: @Vaudevillerevival 

Mediocre white men are at it again with their five minutes of missionary and no foreplay. Joy explores the men who have directly crawled out of the sewer into your bed and how the majority of men are still not eating pussy or giving more than a sub-par three-minute experience.  She also compares her pussy to a broom closet and discusses what foreplay is and what it is not. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Podcast: @therealsexandwaffles

Blog: therealsexandwaffles.com

Music: @vaudevillerevival

After finalizing her move from Virginia to Connecticut, Joy enlightens us on how to print nudes at CVS, when to rotate the batteries from your virbator to your remote control and informs us that men have been stealing her panties for far too long. She also discusses pity fucking and how it is truly giving back to society. 

Host: Joy Nystrom @Mashosannajoy

Music: Vaudevillerevival 

Why are men's towels always so crusty? Why do girls always feel they have to be silent when fucking with their roomies around? The cum trees are in full bloom and Joy decides to discuss why you should go to their house to fuck and why men always have crusty sheets. Joy also discusses cumming on her face and why she hates it. 

IG: @therealsexandwaffles

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy

Music by @ Vaudevillerevival 

This week Joy wants you to clean up your trash- not like your ex or that fuckboi you've been seeing, but your literal trash. She's calling everyone out on their sex litter on the side of the road and dives into 52 days of dick. Catch her ESPN highlights on 52 Days of dick. 

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Artist: @doodleomania

Music @vaudevillerevival 

Host: Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy 

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Being horny in quarantine was a whole new level of horny, especially for our Joy. This episode she talks about getting a quarantine dick, having someone lick Ciroc off her pussy and how she has good dick karma. 

Our dear Joy disappeared for a good long while. Turns out she got sucked into 2020. Where did she go? What was she doing? Who is she? Don't worry she tells you all in her cumback episode of Sex and Waffles. From depression to quarantine dick Joy lays out 2020 just like it has laid the rest of us out. Sex and Waffles is back don't you worry boo boos. 

Joy Nystrom @mashosannajoy on IG and @joynystrom on Twitter

Sex and Waffles @therealsexandwaffles on IG

Intro and outro by @vaudervillerevival