Sex and Waffles

Sex and Waffles

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Sex and Waffles episodes

  • Cum and go

    This week is all about orgasms and when they don't happen. It can be really frustrating, annoying and just downright not fun. But sometimes you just cant cum and that's okay! There's nothing wrong with you, sometimes your stressed or all up in your feels and you can't get off. Just pay attention to your puss, she knows best. Sometimes you don't like what the person is doing and sometimes you don't like the person. 

    15 min
  • Rejection won't kill you, botulism will

    Are you ever afraid of catching feels? At some point in time, catching feels makes us a little nervous. Don't worry, your girl Joy is back to tell you how to handle your feels, what happens if you don't and how to not catch the feels. 




    @therealsexandwaffles 

    @mashosannajoy

    www.therealsexandwaffles.com

    Music by: @vaudervillerevival

    15 min
  • Food play is foul play

    Some people dream of having whipped cream licked off of them- I dream of dicks shooting out whipped cream. Food play is not for everyone, in this episode Joy talks about her journey with food play and why she thinks it's the grossest thing on the planet. Mostly because she put honey on a dick and has been scarred ever since. 

    13 min
  • Thank the past girls
    This week Joy dives into why we shouldn't hate the past girls our men have slept with, but rather we should be thanking them. Shoutout to all the girls fostering men right now so they can be adopted! Remember, stray dogs and NAWGS (Non-Adventurous White Guys) are hard to tame.
    26 min
  • New Year Same Savage Me
    This week Joy takes the liberty of interviewing herself, because she's not famous enough to have someone interview her. Learn how much she loves food, why she started Sex and Waffles, and how her her vageen physically shut down this week.
    @nystrohj
    music by: @vaudervillerevival
    26 min
  • Fucking A Marine Put My Faith Back In America
    This week Joy dives into the heart of America, just in time for impeachment, to let everyone know that fucking a marine is her top recommendation for a hookup. Why marines? No one understands a dry spell more than someone who jacked off in a porta potty, in the desert.
    Intro by @vaudervillerevival LOVE THEM and this intro that's a love song about a dildo #perfect
    @Therealsexandwaffles
    @Nysrtohj
    25 min
  • Holladaze
    Happy holladays. This time I discuss why you shouldn't be expected to go to someone's holiday affairs and how to mitigate all the questions from your relatives about why your single and you don't have kids.
    Intro @VaudervilleRevival
    @therealsexandwaffles @nystrohj
    17 min
  • Good Ole Handjobs And Relationships
    Why in the world would anyone give adult handjobs? You can do that yourself. This week takes a little different approach as I talk about relationships and why they don't work.
    Huge shoutout to Vauderville Revival for my intro(Can't Explain) and outro(Rubber Love)music!! I'm obsessed. You can find them @vaudervillerevival on instagram and on spotify.
    34 min
  • Show Me Your Titties
    Ever wondered how to ask a girl for tit pics? Well, this week I dive into how to ask a girl for tit pics and why cuffing season is actually the most wonderful time of the year.
    24 min

About Sex and Waffles

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Have you ever had sex so bad that you kicked someone out midthrust? I have. Have you ever F*cked someone for science? I have. Through my many sextracurriculars and ghosts of dicks past- an American Whoreor story was born. Here I share with you how to have better sex, more orgasms, and why one night stands can be really fun.