SEX ARCHIE

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This episode covers Chapter 15: Nighthawks by Michael Grassi; directed by Allison Anders

Archie thinks the world revolves around him as the town descends into severe Cialis addictions chasing a sugar high. Meanwhile, one classic Archie character gets her debut, and another is re-introduced. Can Betty's spunk save us all? What can't Hiram buy? Did the sudden snowmelt cause severe flooding in Canada?

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This episode covers Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rob Seidenglanz

Regular Riverdale recaps return! As the second season begins, Fred fights for his life, Veronica fights for love, and Betty fights for what's right. Where's Riverdale's driving instructor when you need them? Is Pop Tate a real character now? You think you can hook me up with some of that Jingle Jangle?

Season 2 is one week away! Let's review and look ahead. We recap our recaps and compress season 1 as much as we can. Then, look at how each of our main characters have changed. Then, discuss all the trailers and official announcements we've seen. Then, wrap up with our usual predictions. Well, "usual" might not be accurate.

It's time to get excited! Please share our show around, leave us ratings and reviews, and help us launch our second season with a shot. You know, like they did to Fred.

As the off-season ends, we take a look at the myriad things produced by Riverdale fans. We read fanfiction, review fanvideos, and describe image sets. In all, it's an impressive amount of work and creativity. It's fun to see people with a similar passion express that passion in a completely different way. (Is that diplomatic enough? Are the teens satisfied? We dunk on some goofy shit, too)

Don't miss our charity stream on Saturday the 2nd! Go to Gextra.Life to donate and for more information.

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This episode covers five episodes of The Archie Show, the first cartoon series based on the Archie characters, which premiered in 1968.

Saturday morning cartoons back in the day were cheap, fast, and disposable. We watched 106 minutes of especially cheap examples, and would like to dispose of them. When is Fufu getting the reboot treatment? Doesn't the law of large numbers say SOME of these jokes should be good? Why does every Archie property on TV hate children?

And keep an eye out for more information on Gextra Life 2! Streaming Saturday the 2nd for the benefit of Hurley Children's Hospital in Flint, MI!

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This episode covers Archie Vs. Predator, the comic series written by Alex de Campi, drawn by Fernando Ruiz, published by Dark Horse comics

Some ideas are just fun. Sometimes those ideas grow to include a nuanced take on the intention vs the actions of "nice guys". Sometimes they juggle 17 characters and give them all a reason to be there, and most of them a memorable death. Sometimes a crossover is even better than an original property it draws from. We love this book.

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This episode covers To Riverdale and Back Again/Return to Riverdale by Evan Katz; directed by Dick Lowry

Before the CW slathered us in saturated syrup, there was another live-action adaptation. This 1990 NBC Sunday Night Movie ages the crew up 15 years and then puts them right back in the same situations, to awkward and disappointing results.

Did Veronica inspire Courtney Cox's look? How much did a stamp even cost back then? WHAT AM A SEX?

New logo by Callum! @calciumtrice

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This episode covers Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger

The mysteries have been solved and our beloved teens have time to take a look at themselves and their relationships. Jughead gets a new look. Veronica gets a playmate. Fred gets a [SPOILER]

The Sticky Maple recipe: https://pastebin.com/5ADbm0Lp

Riverdale’s Betty Cooper Is Way Preppier Than She Was in the Comics by Lauren O'Neal: https://www.racked.com/2017/5/11/15499912/riverdale-betty-cooper-archie-comics-tomboy-preppy

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This episode covers Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder by Michael Grassi, directed by Rob Seidenglanz

Plenty of stuff goes down, relationships get tested, but who cares because THE KILLER IS REVEALED! If Jughead's hat and hair are one and the same, is he a JoJo? Does Veronica still think her dad is to blame? How long has Betty had Cheryl on speed dial?

#HotDog4S2

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This episode covers Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back Again by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, directed by Kevin Sullivan

Everyone loves Jughead so much that they have no choice but to hurt him. Is Cheryl into her dad, too? What kind of homecoming dance doesn't have crying in the bathroom? How can I get a daily milkshake delivery?