SEX ARCHIE

Let us help ease the wait in this last break by bringing back some old segments! First, we give Archie's original appearance the Digest the Digest treatment. Then, we look at Midge's shift from Page to Screen. We finish with another fanfic about what adventure Polly might have found in Thornhill.

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This episode covers Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Alexis Ostrander

Nana Rose and young love will not die. Archie's loyalty and arm will not bend. Alice's house and eyebrows will not fall.

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This episode covers Chapter 29: Primary Colors by James DeWille; directed by Sherwin Shilati

Veronica runs for office. Archie runs his mouth. Cheryl runs for cover.

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This episode covers Chapter 28: There Will be Blood by Aaron Allen, directed by Mark Piznarski

Everyone references their favorite Robert Redford movies as it's time to pick a new mayor. Meanwhile, the Blossom fortune is divided and the Lodges' secret comes out.

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This episode covers Chapter 27: The Hills Have eyes; by Ross Maxwell, directed by David Katzenberg

Our heroes test their unbreakable bonds on a remote retreat, the rest of the teens discover that life goes on without them. Was Cheryl's bombshell a dud? Is anyone telling Kevin the truth? HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS NEW MOVIE "LOVE, SIMON"!?

With Riverdale's February break nearly over, we look ahead to the most anticipated event in television history: Riverdale High's production of Carrie: The Musical! We break down the casting notice and cast bios, then discuss what we think each kid used for their audition pieces.

Just, let us be theater nerds, okay? We don't get all up in your business about whatever your thing is.

Apologies to Delia Derbyshire

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This episode covers Chapter 26: The Tell-Tale Heart by Michael Grassi; Directed by Julie Plec

Archie makes a choice. Mayor McCoy clears her schedule. Spring cleaning comes early to the Cooper home.

The next episode of Riverdale airs on March 7, but we're planning to release two special episodes over the break!

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This episode covers Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rachel Talalay

Archie is a dedicated young employee, even helping his new boss dispose of some greasy leftovers. Jughead checks on how his patient has been healing. Veronica finds the Lord.

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This episode covers Chapter 24: The Wrestler by Greg Murray & Devon Turner; Directed by Gregg Araki

Riverdale's neon melodrama cuts close to home with an episode on the legacy of genocide, the destruction of racist monuments, and the appropriation of these struggles. Also, horny teens do goofy shit.