SEX ARCHIE

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This episode covers Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; Directed by Tim Hunter

The Cooper family grows, along with Riverdale High class sizes. Archie gets deputized. Is this the most honest buck a Blossom has ever made? What if "fantasy fulfillmen" just means birthday clown? Does Serpents & Swords suffer from caster supremacy?

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This episode covers Archie Meets The Punisher; a comic by Batton Lash, art by John Buscema and Stan Goldberg

Twenty-three years before our beloved show hit the air, there was another experiment at mixing the Archie gang with a contemporary, gritty tone with drug trafficking, a vigilante killer, and Miss Grundy getting all horned up. This book became infamous for its cover alone, but it turns out what's inside is REALLY DANG GOOD!

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This episode covers Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night by Shepard Boucher; Directed by Rob Seidenglanz

The Hood is revealed! But first, Jughead takes up amateur surgery, Cheryl learns to budget, and Veronica founds a DSA chapter. Which teen strikes you as a Bernardo? Does FP buy any home decor that isn't "as seen on TV"? How old is too old to talk about these kids?

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This episode covers Chapter 21: The House of the Devil

Riverdale's hottest club is The White Worm. Founded by refugees from the Salem Witch Trials, they only serve alcohol to parties including minors. This place has everything: Retirement parties, woefully inappropriate karaoke, and the Snake Dance (that thing where you join a gang by making people old enough to be your grandpa all horny)

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This episode covers Chapter 20: Tales from the Dark Side by James DeWille; directed by Dawn Wilkinson

This episode is a tale in three chapters. After the recap we try some Jingle Jangle and do an old-fashioned trip report. Has Archie Found his spirit animal? What terror lurks in the hearts of janitors? How many hotel rooms can one mayor have?

Who is the Black Hood? We leave no stone unturned to find the true culprit. Listeners also contribute their own theories.

Rules for Riverdale Roulette:

-Hit random page on the Riverdale Wiki. The character or set of characters that come up is/are the Black Hood. Explain how.

-Pages for actors count as their characters.

-Re-roll on pages for places, events, episodes, or other non-characters.

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This episode covers Chapter 19: Death Proof by Tessa Leigh Williams & Arabella Anderson; directed by Maggie Kiley

Relationships get repaired as cars head for wrecks. Ever successfully dump the guy you like, but have the crazed murderer keep clinging? Is the Sugar Man defeated by dissolution in water? Were The Ghoulies founded as a The Crow fanclub? Featuring a special appearance by Donald Duck's emphysema suffering cousin.

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This episode covers Chapter 18: When a Stranger Calls by Aaron Allen; directed by Ellen Pressman

(CW: This episode features an attempted rape)

Something is rotten in the state of Bughead. Nick isn't very saintly. The Hood arranges a scavenger hunt of tears. What's your serial killer ringtone? When buying shoes to perform in, do you test kick someone in the face before leaving the store?

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This episode covers Chapter 17: The Town that Dreaded Sundown by Amanda Lasher; directed by Allison Anders

It turns out Betty inspired the whole town back at the Jubilee. Archie gets to know his neighbors better. Veronica makes the #1 design on TeeFlurry

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This episode covers Chapter 16: The Watcher in the Woods by Ross Maxwell; directed by Kevin Sullivan

Archie begins a club for service-minded young beefcake as Kevin trawls the darkness for love. The Black Hood makes his presence known while Hiram advances his plans in secret. Who mind-wiped Jughead between his first South Side enrollment and now? Does Dilton have a permit for that knife? How many musicals can we mention in one episode?