I’m going to be real – this post in particular is going to be sexually explicit. We’re all adults, right? So I’m going to say this, and it will be respectfully understood without getting out of hand and thrown out of context. Think deep and allow me to go there with you, or move to another post.

Success will not escape you if you make love to it on a frequent basis.

— JAWAR™ (@jawar) January 22, 2012

I’m lusty and sensual by nature; by chance, perhaps you are too. Have you ever wondered if there was a link between your sex drive and how successful you are in general? Have you ever struggled through an extended creative slump that, for whatever reason, seemed to have no end in sight? If so, did you ever examine your libido and its relationship to your creative skills?

I’ve personally noticed there’s a positive correlation between my sex drive and creative productivity, especially when I’m feeling hornier than a 40-year-old virgin, (or libidinous for you proper folks ;)). I find when I work through these moments long enough, I’m able to channel my drive in a productive manner, and as a result, I produce wildly creative content that’s not only magnetic, but resonates strongly with my audience. As time progresses using this strategy, I invoke a stronger, more favorable response from my audience that gets the desired results on an increasingly consistent basis.

It’s funny, though, because nobody relates to me on this. Nobody. Every time I tell my friends about this, and ask them if this happens to them, most of them give me the super-squinty side eye.

Me: *Excited* “Dudes, everytime I seem to get a rush of creative energy, I also get like really horny and excited. And whenever I am extremely horny, I come up with a bunch of ideas that give me a rush and perpetuates the cycle, especially when it’s ‘been a while’, you know? Does this happen to you?”