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You said you would never return to the Cave of Time…well you’re full of shit!

That bitch of a cave whirls you back to medieval England and you must solve the riddle that leads to the Forbidden Castle…but the king want’s its fortunes for himself and that fucker and his army is right behind you.

Join Alex, Austin, David, Marisa, and Scott, as they go through a classic Choose Your Own Adventure tale…but drunk like.

Our theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

Additional music includes Land of a Folk Divided by Mid-Air-Machine

The Forbidden Castle is a novel by Edward Packard published by Bantam Books

The illustrations come from the book and are by Paul Granger.

Thank you all so much, and have a great Christmas!

Upset that your favorite bar or restaurant is closed, take out only, or totally different? Allow us to take you back to a simpler time when you could eat pizza, drink beer, pound shots, and have huge arguments in an Olive Garden.

Thank you so much to

Devon

Austin

Marisa

David

and Alex

Music by Malyssa Bellarosa

As we all hang out and have to huff our own farts through Zoom meetings, we should remember the fact that we used to meet up and go to work.

Thanks so much to:

Devon

Austin

Marisa

Mike

David

Alexandra

Alex

Farts Garfunkle

Thank you so much to Malyssa Bellarosa for our theme song

Butt too itchy?

But you don’t want to lose the satisfaction of scratching?

Well now there is a better way!

Goochbees!

Since folks are stuck inside and likely aren’t going on many dates, here are some yarns about that wonderful subject - hilarious first dates.

This episode features stories from

Mike

Hali

Marisa

David

Alex (girl Alex)

Alex (boy Alex)

and Austin

Our theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarossa

Tired of living in constant fear of having to choose between people seeing what you’re reading and eating foul tasting paper?

Those days are behind you with Whitmans!

Step back into the past to a time when dragons walked the earth. You find yourself possessor of the Golden Sword of Dragonwalk, and with the legendary sword comes a mission. Will you join forces with the magician Merle? Here’s an extra wrinkle…your pretty drunk.

Shit-Faced-to-Face presents, Booze your own Adventure: The Golden Sword of Dragon Walk.

This episode includes the vocal talent of:

Alex

Amanda

David

and Austin

Our theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarossa

Additional music includes Land of a Folk Divided by Mid Air Machine

Stone by day, warriors by night, these 90s cartoon icons raised some rock hard questions about our hosts.

1994 was a year that saw a man with a goatee and a ponytail bring a bunch of monsters to life…those monsters….children watching ABC.

Featuring:

Austin

Alex (girl Alex)

Alex (boy Alex)

Amanda

Mike

Music includes Pretend by Malyssa Belarosa

Vice President to the stars!
How is it that a man with such an incredibly sexy name could be the key to the corruption investigations that brought down an entire administration?

Find out