Season 5 Episode 3:  Ascension

Can we talk about this situation with Sam’s boyfriends? Like, super advanced, super down to die for her, super fucking creepy. This one is the most.

Meanwhile her true lover boy MacNeill is treating her like she’s cray because he somehow cannot believe, after all they’ve seen, that she has an alien stalker. Stalkerman does go all human for her, but like who even asked him to? Also he builds a cute little stargate in her basement with shit he ordered from Amazon. On Sam’s credit card. Without asking.

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00:00 - Intro

7:03 - 24 Seconds

8:47 - Episode Debrief

1:11:10 - Were We Comforted

1:12:34 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:15:10 - Next Episode

1:17:10 - ComeTrya

1:18:10 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:20:09 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 2: Threshold

Yikes. Mean Teal’c is one grinny mother fucker. He pretends to be back to his old cool self just to try to take out MacNeill, LOL!

Hold on to your britches, because this is a fucking Bra’tac episode, hooooray. It’s one of those "gotta kinda kill him to save him" situations, but calm the eff down; Teal’c does live to try to bestie up with MacNeill another day.

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00:00 - Intro

6:31 - 24 Seconds

7:34 - Episode Debrief

1:00:39 - Were We Comforted

1:01:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:06:0 - Next Episode

1:07:35 - ComeTrya!

1:09:36 - Get to Know Your Hosts

1:12:40 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 1: Enemies

So check it, all of the gate gang plus Papa of the Year J-Mac are stranded in the…unspecified quadrant of some different galaxy! Shit snacks!  Apop is there as well, obvi, but dude has lost his rizz! What a fucking dork.

He dies (finally) but leaves a parting gift of Teal’c acting like a total douche. Everyone makes it back to Earth and I guess Teal’c is a problem for another week. Who will be MacNeill’s bestie now?

Also, we got a PATREON now:  https://patreon.com/user?u=98799883

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00:00 - Intro

11:24 - 24 Seconds

13:27 - Episode Debrief

55:18 - Were We Comforted

57:02 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:00:39 - Next Episode

1:02:25 - ComeTrya!

1:05:09 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:09:52 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 22: Exodus

Get ready for some action in a galaxy far, far away as Daniel Skywalker, Jack Solo, and Princess Carter plan to do some real wack shit to the Empire of Apophis.  From blowing up stars, to resettling whole populations of Tokr'a, the gang got this on lockdown.  

Until the writers realize this ain't Star Wars, and have Teal'c get captured by Tannith for Apophis, and the gang get warped to a whole new galaxy!  Cliffhangers aplenty for this season finale!

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00:00 - Intro

6:34 - 24 Seconds

7:53 - Episode Debrief

49:12 - Were We Comforted

52:30 - Yeh Neh or Meh

55:27 - Next Episode

57:08 - ComeTrya

58:38 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:01:12 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 21: Double Jeopardy

Hey, y'all remember Gang 2.0?  Remember them?  We left them with Harllo.  Well, they got bored of solitaire and orgies, and decided to start roaming around the galaxy like their flesh and blood counterparts. 

Well, that was going t bite them in their robot asses at some point, and well, here we are, as they're all promptly "dead-ed' off.  Especially Daniel, who through a morbid, childhood wish self-granted by his actor, Michael Shanks (who directs this episode), gets his head BLOWN THE F*#K OFF!! 

The McNeil's fight each other also.  It's awesome!

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00:00 - Intro

7:10 - 48 SECONDS!

9:46 - Episode Debrief

1:10:23 - Were We Comforted

1:12:21 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:16:16 - Next Episode

1:17:14 - ComeTrya!

1:20:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts

Season 4 Episode 20: Entity

Move over Chat GPT, because actual AI rolled onto Earth in 2001.  It took over our friendly Malp Robot, and proceeded to "The Thing"-itself into a nightmare pile of cables and circuits at the Base.  After realizing it's too big for the floppy drives and emergency lighting battery, it decides that Sam Carter 's brain is just the right size for it's zip file!  

O'Neil and General Daddy play hardball with the robo fucker inside Same, but they all call each other's bluff.  Suffice to say, it's a fight to the brain death!  (Included in that Brain Death is your two hosts, Sarah and Tory.  We recorded this in person, so audio is a little different.  Also, we drank a heck ton of booze, and our own brain zip files might get a little slow towards the end of the show.   Anyway, COMFORT!:----more----

00:00 - Intro

7:14 - 24 Seconds

8:37 - Episode Debrief

1:07:57 - Were We Comforted

1:09:58 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:11:13 - Next Episode

1:13:42 - ComeTrya

1:15:07 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 19:  Prodigy

So we got two disparate stories going on here.  One is Jack and Teal'c babysitting a team of scientists on what appears to be Tinkerbell's sociopathic cousin's moon home.  The other is Good Will Hunting, except with women in the air force academy.  They bring the two together, but we personally don't understand the point.  

But, we do get to see one dude die a horrible death by kamikaze sprites.  And Teal'c gets to shoot O'Neil.  So a couple of W's in there.  ----more----

00:00 - Intro

5:19 - 24 Seconds

6:28 - Episode Debrief

1:10:02 - Were We Comforted

1:11:52 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:15:17 - Next Episode

1:17:21 - ComeTrya!

1:19:12 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:21:20 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 18:  The Light

It's pretty obvious at this point that Daniel has an addictive personality.  Sarcophagi, boy light, and now a sweet lava lamp has his dopamine firing on all cylinders.  The gang go to the planet (aka one room) where this lava lamp is, and to be fair to Daniel, this lava lamp is pretty goddamn sweet.  They all forget their D.A.R.E. Training for this one.  

Alas a man child is there, and when he relates his situation of being the neglected child of lava lamp addicted parents who are now dead, this episode suddenly gets real.  I can't handle this right now.  I need some of that sweet lamp. . . 

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00:00 - Intro

5:00 -24 sec

6:05 - Episode Debrief

1:02:04 - Were We Comforted

1:03:22 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:07:19 - Next Episode

1:08:34 - ComeTrya

1:11:17 - EMAIL!

1:12:08 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:14:55 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 17: Absolute Power

The SG Gang find the Golden Child and bring him back to base.  Very Child-Centric Episode until Daniel is given some Boy-Light and proceeds to become Giga-Chad of the early aughts, fucking over the Tokra AND the rest of the world with his new found knowledge. 

Actually, don't worry about the summary.  This episode don't have a point, other than the producers giving Michael Shanks lots of air time to convince him to stay.  That's our theory.  

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00:00 - Intro

6:02 - 24 Seconds

7:14 - Episode Debrief

59:06 - Were We Comforted

1:00:16 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:02:07 - Next Episode

1:04:32 - ComeTrya!

1:05:41 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:17:42 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 16: 2010

Come with us to the year 2010, where Sam has married some douchebag, Teal'c leads a cult, Dr. Fraz has literally nothing to do, Jack is a mountain man, and Daniel is. . .Daniel.  Some time travel shenanigans occur, but the real star of the show is Glasses, who has the most lines he's ever had.  But even that kind of sucks, because he's basically a Narc.  

Listen to the episode for further analysis

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00:00 - Intro

6:38 - 57 SECONDS

9:01 - Episode Debrief

1:04:03 - Were We Comforted

1:09:05 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:13:54 - Next Episode

1:16:42 - ComeTrya!

1:17:51 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:24:51 - Outro