Season 4 Episode 15: Chain Reaction

We finally get to see Special Forces McNeil use his Special Force-fulness as he tries to help Daddy from being blackmailed into retirement by those F&%K-Wads at the NID.  He needs help though, and who better than our favorite slime pustule, MAYBOURNE!

After cashing in some favors, O'neil gets Maybourne a hall pass from federal prison, they hack some back doors, give the slip to the NID, and crash  Senator Kinsey's party.   Eventually, they get Daddy reinstated.

Oh, and meanwhile, Daddy's replacement, General Stepdaddy, almost radiates the entire god damn planet with his ineptitude.  THANK GOD DADDY IS BACK!!

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00:00 - Intro

4:53 - 24 Seconds

5:57 - Episode Debrief

1:05:17 - Were We Comforted

1:06:26 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:09:27 - Next Episode

1:12:21 - ComeTrya

1:14:31 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:17:13 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 14: The Serpent's Venom

The Gang go all Intrigue Noir as they set up an incredibly dangerous plan to set Apophis and Haru'ur against(?) each other?  Or with(?) each other?  The plan is as messy as the electron cloud of mines surrounding the planet they fly to in J-Mack's ship to pull it all off. 

Meanwhile Teal'c foments revolution, but is betrayed and captured.  Despite this, (and being hellishly tortured) he is able to propagandize the turncoat Jaffa onto his side because Teal'c is the real Top G.  

Well, they ALL meet at the mine planet, and the plan goes pretty well.  Teal'c is saved, a bunch of Apophis's ships get blown up, Heru'ur is probably(?) killed.  And yet despite all this, J-Mack is a real fracking downer, and I guess it was the worst(?) possible outcome?  I don't know, it's all Phoenician to me.  

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00:00 - Intro

4:03 - 24 Seconds

5:11 - Episode Debrief

1:03:51 - Were We Comforted

1:04:45 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:06:57 - Next Episode

1:08:42 - ComeTrya

1:10:45 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:17:06 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 13: Absolute Power

The Golden Child Part 2 opens with said Child, the Harsesis, meeting the Gang, and being taken to the mountain, where he gives Daniel some Boy Light to the forehead, injecting him with hidden knowledge, and starting him on that Sigma Grind Set to building some sweet alien tech to beat the Gou'ldies.

Cut to ONE WHOLE YEAR LATER and Daniel is Top G, with full control over the weapon, and decides to blow up the Kremlin instead, and be a real dick.

Or did he. . .he. . . he. . . he. . .

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00:00 - Intro

9:35 - 24 Seconds

12:11 - Episode Debrief

1:11:31 - Were We Comforted

1:12:19 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:15:26 - Next Episode

1:16:22 - ComeTrya!

1:17:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:30:02 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 12: Tangent

Pushing the Envelope, and keeping Joy On The Burn, the Gang split up, O'Neil and Teal'c enjoying a balmy vacation in a hybrid Gou'ld Ship taken over by Daddy Apophis, and auto piloting back to his car garage.   

Sam and Daniel join Sam's father, now to be called J-Mac, as they go to interrupt the boys space night, and bring them back to the boring world of the U.S. Air Force.   

Major Davis cries alot inside, too.  

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00:00 - Intro

6:24 - 24 Seconds

8:19 - Episode Debrief

1:12:18 - Were We Comforted

1:14:20 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:15:05 - Next Episode

1:20:49 - ComeTrya!

1:22:15 - Get to Know Your Hosts

1:25:44 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 11:  Point of No Return

Some dude from Sex and The City is here, knowing WAY TOO MUCH about the Stargate from some Netscape Conspiracy Chat rooms.  O'Neil goes to see what his deal his, while Sam and Daniel play I Spy, and Teal'c wears a shit ton of hats and chills on a Sex Bed.  

Turns out, however, that the dude is pretty much right about everything, and is also an alien who landed here with three of his compatriots who seem to despise his ass, and have been keeping him on amnesiac meds.   Dicks.  

This is our longest episode so far.  I don't know why I wrote that.  GOOD EPISODE! 

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00:00 - Intro

8:20 - 24 Seconds

10:08 - Episode Debrief

1:35:39 - Were We Comforted

1:36:40 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:38:39 - Next Episode

1:39:58 - ComeTrya!

1:41:14 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:48:50 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 10: Beneath the Surface

The Gang has joined a Cult!  Rules:  No one can be friends, Carter gets no bread, and Burlap tunics are the acceptable meta.  

PLOT TWIST!:  The Gang had their memories erased by some douchebag, and they need to dream of the glowing puddle, and have Gotcha "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" epiphanies to remember themselves.  Then they can go home, and perhaps begin the revolution of their fellow, prolateriat workers.  Will they:  Yes.  

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00:00 - Intro

7:28 - 24 Seconds

9:36 - Episode Debrief

1:07:24 - Were We Comforted

1:09:04 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:13:01 - Next Episode

1:16:08 - ComeTrya

1:18:04 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:22:40

Season 4 Episode 9: Scorched Earth

We got a real bind on our hands here.  Jack's solution is to blow it up.  Daniel's solution is to talk to it.  Carter follows Jack's orders. And Teal'c stands in LITERALLY the same spot of grass the entire episode, surrounded by a bunch of hippies who have never heard of Visine Eye Drops. 

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00:00 - Intro

8:14 - 24 Seconds

9:57 - Episode Debrief

1:06:26 - Were We Comforted

1:07:32 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:11:28 - Next Episode

1:12:27 - ComTrya!

1:13:35 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:15:55 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 8:  The First Ones

You remember that movie Enemy Mine?  That movie was the shit.  

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00:00 - Intro

1:58 - Early Were We Comforted

2:59 - Back to Intro

5:42 - 24 Seconds

6:59 - Episode Debrief

1:07:31 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:12:13 - Next Episode

1:15:17 - ComTrya

1:16:06 - Get To Know Your Hosts

1:20:44 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 7: Watergate

The "Vertical Watering Hole" Moniker becomes canon as the gang travel to balmy Siberia to shutdown the Russian Stargate, which is connected to another one under water. . .supposedly.  We got Cold War Intrigue, Popsicle Maybourne, Deanna f%*king Troi is in the Ruskie house.   This is a good one Comrades! 

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00:00 - Intro

6:45 - 24 Seconds

8:18 - Episode Debrief

59:43 - Were We Comforted

1:00:55 - Yeh Neh or Meh

1:04:07 - Next Episode

1:05:59 - ComeTrya!

1:08:06 - Get to Know Your Hosts

1:12:07 - Outro

Season 4 Episode 6:  Window of Opportunity

Let’s do the time warp again! 

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00:00 - Intro

5:03 - 24 Seconds

8:07 - Episode Debrief

47:25 - Were We Comforted

49:59 - Yeh Neh or Meh

56:49 - Next Episode

58:38- ComeTrya!

1:00:00 - Get To Know Your Hosts