Daisy of Love, episode 1. Daisy de la Hoya lost out of love with Bret Michaels, but we won by getting to see her on her own show! With Riki Rachtman as her sidekick/voice of reason, she will wade through a pile of early aughts trash bag, rock n roll, "himbos" to find the loser for her!

Rock of Love Bus, episode 12. Bret finally chooses his rock of love, but not before thoroughly scrutinizing each woman as if he has room to judge! Tears are shed, and mustaches are waxed.

Rock of Love Bus, episode 11. The girls travel to another hotel somewhere in Florida and Bret gives them G-string Mardi Gras outfits to wear. Mindy gets in a funk, an awkward dinner happens, Bret is super bummed out. The also go on dates somewhere and Zach and Sid spend 10 minutes talking about Gustav, the largest known Nile crocodile. RIP Gustav!

Rock of Love Bus, episode 10. All of the blondes are officially gone, so it's gonna be a rough last few episodes. In this one the 4 remaining brunettes are challenged to write lyrics to one of Bret's songs, and perform it with him. Mindy and Taya have relationship problems and Beverly and Jaime don't give a fuck. This episode is brought to you by the Hard Rock Hotel in beautiful, sunny, Orlando, Florida.

Rock of Love Bus, episode 9. The exes are here! Bret has his "exes" Heather Chadwell and Ambre Lake come to interrogate the girls' exes. There's a lot that could be said about these super star douche bags, but it can be summed up by saying that a guy named Hamboussi is the most normal. Punches are thrown, spit is spat, and Bret gets one episode closer to deciding which girl he will pretend to date!

Rock of Love Bus, episode 8. The ladies are challenged to have a pool day with some kids to prove who is that best mommy. Lots of skin and a little bit of sin, especially if you watch this episode on Amazon where it's uncensored! Hatchimatchi there's tits and clam!

Rock of Love Bus, episode 7. This one is a banger. Taya wins pet of the year, the girls compete in the "Truck Stop Games," there's a threesome on Bret's bus, 3 girls go on a date with Bret to an amusement park, Some girls get too drunk at a concert and Kelsey ends up crying on a speed bump. It's fucking wild.

Rock of Love Bus, episode 6. It's time for Bret's Mudbowl! The ladies get all rough and muddy, your hosts can't remember their names, and Bret gets fake sad about the death of someone he met once.

Rock of Love Bus, episode 5. The girls are challenged to make over some homely gals....but there's a twist! The girls are actually sexy and are joining the competition. Controversy ensues and A-bomb spends the night on Bret's bus. Hachi machi, things are heating up!

Rock of Love Bus, episode 4. The ladies are challenged to strike a stage like IRL roadies.....while wearing lingerie. Taya racks her crotch, Mindy has to pee, it's fucking wild. ONE OF THE LADIES MAKES OUT WITH BRET'S DRUMMER! Ashley wants a cheeseburger.