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Rock of Love, season 2 episode 6. The girls are given a rodeo challenge by Rodeo herself! You see, Bret is from Pittsburgh, and he likes to get back to his "country" roots. The winners go have dinner in complete darkness, and you know where that goes. Bret and Jessica go commando and everyone hates Kristy Jo. Bret? Kinda turned on.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 5. It's time for Bret's Mud Bowl! The ladies are challenged to play football while Bret makes it rain AND snow. Daisy wins a classy trip to a lingerie store called Foreplay and the rest of her team gets a date to drive an expensive car. This might be the most turned on that Bret has ever been.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 4. The girls visit a custom chopper shop and one of Bret's "good friends" challenges them to build a bike to win a date with Bret. The love affair between Kristy Jo and Aubrey really heats up, and we see the most awkward elimination in reality show history.

Rock of Love season 2 episode 3. The girls are challenged to show off their maternal instincts by pushing a stroller with a baby Bret Michaels doll in it during a bout of roller derby. Lacey comes back to call them skanks and raise some hell. There are winners, there are losers, and Bret is kind turned on.

Rock of Love, season2, episode 2. The girls are told they are having a talent show, which turns out to be a peep show. Being sexy is the only talent Bret acknowledges women to have. Later on there is an "old school dance off" where the ladies are challenged to do Bret's favorite dances, crazes that lived and died before they were even born. Everyone is kinda turned on.

We're doing it kids! Rock of Love Season 2 is here. On the first episode we meet the girls, they get drunk, and Bret gets more than kinda turned on. This is the first time America met Daisy de la Hoya and Megan Hauserman. Pop culture has never been the same.

We've come to the finale of season 1 of Rock of Love and what a fucking ride it has been! In this episode Bret takes the final two ladies to Cabo San Lucas. The girls share a hotel room in between taking turns making out with Bret. A winner is chosen and history is made.

Before the finale of Rock of Love aired, VH1 had a clip show of never before seen footage. Food dights, butt bongos and cigarette butts, oh my!

Rock of Love, season 1 episode 10. We meet the sweet adorable people who raised Heather and Jes, and the hot mess that spawned Lacey. There's a legendary blowout fight, and not much of it turns Bret on. I SAW YOU SUCK HIS DICK!

Rock of Love, season 1 episode 9. The girls go to Vegas to see Bret play a show. You can pretty much assume the chaos that follows, but trust me, this episode is AMAZING. There's a cracked out cat, puke filled love confessions, and a hungry stripper. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I JUST FARTED!