Rock of Love Bus, episode 3. The ladies are challenged to protect little baby Bret during a game of ice hockey, and you know Lacey is there to give them hell while doing it. The ladies on winning team get the honor of performing for Bret at a midwestern strip club. Socks are stolen, implants are popped, and someone calls their boyfriend on an illicit cell phone.

Rock of Love Bus, episode 2. The girls are challenged to write wedding vows for Bret, and give him gifts that represent who they are. They stay in a cool themed hotel in Indianapolis, Indiana, where Brittaney Starr has a racist meltdown. How fun!

Rock of Love Bus episode 1. We got a brand new crop of girls and boy are the tits big this season. Erin, come back, we found your circus tits tribe! This season Bret is taking the girls on the road with him, and they are drunker than ever.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 14. Zach and Sid discus the latest drama in the Rock of Love universe and the clip show of footage not shown throughout the season. Farewell season 2, Rock of Love Bus here we come!

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 12. We made it, kids! The finale of season 2 is here. Bret, Ambre and Daisy head to classy Cancun, Mexico for a romantic and uncomfortable vacation. Ambre, ispired by the sea, decides to show her own clam. Other things happen, a winner is crowned and your hosts discuss the reunion without making you watch that trash.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 11. The girls' parents come to visit, there is much talk of breasts, motorcycle rides, tattoos and someone goes home. Next stop, Cancun!

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 10. The girls AND Heather go to Las Vegas. It goes about as well as last time Bret took a group of girls to Vegas. Everybody yells, everybody cries, and Bret is definitely not kinda turned on.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 9. The girl's exes are brought to the house to be interrogated by Bret and Bret's "ex" Heather is brought in to make good TV. Heather, it's good to have you back. This episode has so much booze and very little clothes.

Rock of Love, season 2 episode 8. The ladies are splint into two teams and challenged to make music videos to Bret Michaels' songs. Ambre Lake takes center stage and later lies about her age. Kristy Jo asks for a divorce then is sent out to pasture like an emotionally unstable horse. Will all episode descriptions be written in rhyme? The only way to know is with the passage of time.

Rock of love, season 2 episode 7. The girls are challenged to put on a USO style show for actual veteran, so you know this is good stuff. Very little clothing is involved. A true artifact of its time, this episode features a visit to the Ed Hardy show on Hollywood Boulevard. Also in this episode: Kristy Jo gets a lot of hate, and Ambre's god damned knees are still going through the fight of their life.